Any jerk can get a woman pregnant with a few kids.

[Zhang Fei]

Any jerk can get a woman pregnant with a few kids. It takes a man to raise a family.

And it takes an even SUPERIOR man to have a secret family on top of that out of state that he visits on “work trips”.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

O-kay....

Why don't you go lay down and have a nice nap?

[JJBookman]

Sounds like a recipe for an early death, I don’t like to suffer THAT much!

One woman is MORE THAN ENOUGH for any man.

[Nervous Tick]

This one's for you, bud!

[Right_Wing_Madman]

For any newbies around here, this is known as a "vanity."

[Toddsterpatriot]

You know the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives........

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Stick with the State Trooper jokes!

[ConservativeMind]

Hey, you got rid of that wonderful signature line!

[Zhang Fei]

[Stick with the State Trooper jokes!]

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Happened to be on a Charles Lindbergh kick, thought I’d recycle something topical. He liked family life so much, he decided to have several.

[Nervous Tick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBdGHJ0—so&ab_channel=OakRidgeBoys-Topic

[ConservativeMind]

I think it must not show up when we post a thread.

[Zhang Fei]

[Hey, you got rid of that wonderful signature line!]

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It’s still there, but doesn’t show up on original posts.

[SpaceBar]

Dr. Laura Schlessinger used to call them ‘sperm donors’ on her show and was largely correct.

[aposiopetic]

Math (even binary) is hard. :)

Great to see you here, and hoping all is well with you/fam.

[Responsibility2nd]

Any jerk can get a woman pregnant with a few kids. 

 

I think you flunked Sex Ed. It can't be done with a few kids. Getting a woman pregnant can only be done with male reproductive organs and some sperm.

[Secret Agent Man]

Sotired what other people say a real man is.

Everything in their definitions always are about what amanmuzt do for someone else. If you don’t do this for people, you’re not a real man. If you don’t give people your money, you’re not a man. If you don’t do whatever a woman wants, you’re not a real man.

The guilt shaming and blame shifting from people who aren’t men or are simps and cucked men, demanding we accept their self-serving definitions of what a man is, are really becoming extremely tiresome and old.

[FrankRizzo890]

If you've never heard this one, it's a classic. And on topic. And verified to be real "He loves me, he loves me not"

[KrisKrinkle]

They say a real man doesn’t or does do this that or the other.

A real man does whatever it pleases him to do. The measure of his manhood is not so much in what he does or doesn’t do, but in why it pleases him to do or not do it.

[ansel12]

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

[ansel12]

None, real men aren’t afraid of the dark.