[Harmless Teddy Bear]

O-kay....

Why don't you go lay down and have a nice nap?

[JJBookman]

Sounds like a recipe for an early death, I don’t like to suffer THAT much!

One woman is MORE THAN ENOUGH for any man.

[Nervous Tick]

This one's for you, bud!

[Right_Wing_Madman]

For any newbies around here, this is known as a "vanity."

[Toddsterpatriot]

You know the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives........

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Stick with the State Trooper jokes!

[ConservativeMind]

Hey, you got rid of that wonderful signature line!

[ConservativeMind]

I think it must not show up when we post a thread.

[SpaceBar]

Dr. Laura Schlessinger used to call them ‘sperm donors’ on her show and was largely correct.

[Responsibility2nd]

Any jerk can get a woman pregnant with a few kids. 

 

I think you flunked Sex Ed. It can't be done with a few kids. Getting a woman pregnant can only be done with male reproductive organs and some sperm.

[Secret Agent Man]

Sotired what other people say a real man is.

Everything in their definitions always are about what amanmuzt do for someone else. If you don’t do this for people, you’re not a real man. If you don’t give people your money, you’re not a man. If you don’t do whatever a woman wants, you’re not a real man.

The guilt shaming and blame shifting from people who aren’t men or are simps and cucked men, demanding we accept their self-serving definitions of what a man is, are really becoming extremely tiresome and old.

[FrankRizzo890]

If you've never heard this one, it's a classic. And on topic. And verified to be real "He loves me, he loves me not"

[ansel12]

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

[ansel12]

None, real men aren’t afraid of the dark.

[Yossarian]

Are you voicing the spirit of Charles Lindbergh via an alcohol-soaked ouija-board session tonight?!?

[Bookshelf]

I recall an Alec Guiness movie where as sea captain he had two wives in different ports. Humorous. I think one woman was the Junoesque Yvonne de Carlo

[Fester Chugabrew]

Bookmarked.

[equaviator]

Ancient Chinese secret:

He who lay woman in strawberry patch in helluva jam!

[daniel1212]

Any jerk can get a woman pregnant with a few kids. It takes a man to raise a family. And it takes an even SUPERIOR man to have a secret family on top of that out of state that he visits on “work trips”.

"Humor but not funny. While better than serial fornicators and unsupported families on welfare - which often results in abortion/murder and fatherless children, "it takes a two-timing lying adulterer of unfaithfulness to have one family at "home" and a secret family out of state that he visits on “work trips,” neither of which receive the attention warranted. And which sooner or later usually is exposed or requires abandoning of one family, leaving dismayed grieving wives and confused children, with those of one family being fatherless. At least with multiple wives under one roof the father can be always present.

[DFG]

Oak Ridge Boys

Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain
Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain
Sometimes the pleasure ain’t worth the strain
It’s a long old grind and it tires your mind