Posted on 11/13/2024 10:33:09 AM PST by DFG
The party responsible for appointing a Transportation Secretary whose only relevant experience was an apparent love of for toy trains has declared Trump's cabinet picks "unqualified."
The Democratic Party, fresh off appointing a dude who wears dresses as a health minister, a guy who steals women's luggage as nuclear weapons officer, and a Joker-costume-wearing lesbian who can't answer questions as Press Secretary, felt that Trump's choices did not have the proper credentials for their jobs.
"President-Elect Trump has beclowned himself with these appointments," said Senator Elizabeth Warren, handing her makeup bag to Admiral Levine. "These are serious roles with real responsibilities. We need the absolute best, and -- hey, has anyone seen my luggage?"
Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy asked if the White House had any official statement about Trump's selections, to which Karine-Jean Pierre screamed, "I'm gay" and ran out of the room sobbing.
At publishing time, the people responsible for Afghani civilians hanging on to a cargo plane's wheel well stated that Trump's choice for Secretary of Defense was incompetent.
From the Bee....humor gang
What’s the democrat’s definition of Qualified ? LOL
Lots of videos about President Trump’s nominee for Border Czar. The hearings are well worth watching, he seems like a no BS kind of guy, he shut down D’s without blinking an eye. He has seen first hand what the mess on the border has caused, and seems personally invested in fixing it.
I fell for it... again.
BB, stop gaslighting me.
The party responsible for appointing a Transportation Secretary whose only relevant experience was an apparent love of for toy trains has declared Trump’s cabinet picks “unqualified.”
5his us wrong !
Buttigag actually said he likes to be in a Train !
Don’t be too hard on yourself, it’s easy to mistake the Bee’s satire for actual “news” headlines, because mainstream “journalism” has become so absurd.
Corrected.
What’s hilarious about this is I just was looking at an X thread reporting that Tulsi Gabbard was the pick for National Intelligence director, and a leftist there was whining that she was “unqualified.” You can’t out-parody a leftist these days. :-D
Somewhere there’s a better pic of the Trans Sec with a breast feeding device. But apparently it’s been wiped from the internet.
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