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Emotional President Biden Devastated Over Kamala Loss
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/07/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/07/2024 11:08:37 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first public speech following Donald Trump's landslide victory on Tuesday, an emotional President Joe Biden was clearly devastated over Kamala Harris's lopsided loss.

The outgoing president appeared before the media today, showing clear signs that he was despondent and sorrowful after his one-time running mate was handed a crushing defeat at the hands of the American voters.

"It's a sad day for the United States, folks," Biden said, smiling broadly. "The idea… that the… the… the gal they had replace me on the Democratic ticket would lose so badly to the man I beat four years ago… it's tough to swallow. My heart goes out to Kamalia… Kama… Kamalala… to her… for what must be a devastating feeling. This is a difficult time not only for me and Kama… Kam… Mamakala… but also for six hundred million billion… six billion… sixty-seven hundred… for… for so many Americans. If only they had let me run, I would have — "

Biden was then quickly whisked away by aides before he could finish his sentence. A statement released by White House staff following the speech clarified Biden's remarks. "What we saw from President Biden today was deep sadness and concern for the future of America," the statement read. "His enormous smile was a sign of how much he loves this country and how proud he is of the achievements his administration has made over the last four years and in no way should be misconstrued as happiness over Vice President Harris's embarrassing loss."

At publishing time, White House insiders denied rumors of celebratory "hooting and hollering" emanating from the Oval Office.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

1 posted on 11/07/2024 11:08:37 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

This old man has the nuclear codes. Scary!


2 posted on 11/07/2024 11:13:23 AM PST by Bobbyvotes (I already voted by mail for Trump/Vance in 2024. Hope svary. they win.)
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To: DFG

Coup followed by counter-coup.

Gotta love Democrat intrigue. And gotta love the Bee.
🐝


3 posted on 11/07/2024 11:19:50 AM PST by Leaning Right
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To: DFG

Laughing all the way to the bank(s).


4 posted on 11/07/2024 11:20:28 AM PST by jdt1138 (Where ever you go, there you are.)
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To: DFG

He doesn’t know yet


5 posted on 11/07/2024 11:29:58 AM PST by Fledermaus (I hate yo say I told you so, but I told you so! Trump 2024!)
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To: Fledermaus

Bye bye Soros family.


6 posted on 11/07/2024 12:03:42 PM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et al. as "Commie trash, no thank you")
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To: DFG

I mentioned to my wife yesterday before Trump won that the best thing that Biden did was to rig the 2020 election against the Trumpster now Trump has it all. There is a GOD.


7 posted on 11/07/2024 12:06:20 PM PST by Rappini ("No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in it's preservation" MacArthr)
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To: Rappini

Amen!


8 posted on 11/07/2024 12:08:40 PM PST by BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan (If in doubt, it's probably sarcasm)
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To: DFG
"Emotional President Biden Devastated Over Kamala Loss"


9 posted on 11/07/2024 12:25:37 PM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: DFG

This is so funny!


10 posted on 11/07/2024 12:31:41 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie ( @whoisourPresident)
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To: Bobbyvotes

No he doesn’t and that should scare you far more


11 posted on 11/07/2024 1:06:39 PM PST by al baby (I know sarcasm )
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To: DFG

Twp words a country that respects itself and its leaders that you should never, ever use when talking about the prez is “emotional” and “devastated”.

Talk about telegraphing your limp wrist!


12 posted on 11/07/2024 2:00:46 PM PST by TonyinLA (I have insufficient information to formulate a reasoned opinion said no lefty ever.)
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To: DFG

I saw some melt downs on a YouTube site. The middle aged cat wranglers have completely lost it. One gal was shaving her head and another was sobbing hysterically and said when every woman gets raped by her uncle and gets pregnant, then go to the ER for an abortion, they’ll be told that Trump won’t permit them to be treated and they’ll DIE! Every one of them! (Some literary license taken here.) I laughed hysterically! Then the guy on the website pointed out that they will still get abortions in some states, and in other states they won’t, andTrump will have absolutely nothing to do with it in either case. But the tears and hysteria will be continue unabated!


13 posted on 11/08/2024 8:50:14 AM PST by Spok (To answer your question, Elon Musk is John Galt. )
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