Posted on 08/10/2024 12:40:06 AM PDT by John Semmens
While many commentators were surprised that Vice-President Kamala Harris chose Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz to be her running mate, prominent members of the progressive left enthusiastically endorsed the choice.
The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) took credit for "steering Harris away from the Jewish enabler of Palestinian genocide to pick the most socialist of the options under consideration. Her next steps must be an immediate ceasefire in Palestine and an embargo on all arms to Israel."
The Black Muslim Leadership Council Fund called "the rise of Harris to be the Democrat presidential nominee and her choice of Gov. Walz to be her running mate is a dramatic improvement over Biden's flaccid support for the liberation of Palestine from Israeli occupation. Pushing the demented fool aside was a masterstroke that shows this ticket has the ruthlessness that will be instrumental for assisting Islam's quest to conquer the world for Allah."
Sen. Bernie Sanders (S-Vt) said "this is the most progressive pair of running mates in American history. Gov. Walz's snitch line for residents to turn in their neighbors for violating his pandemic edicts added thousands of eyes to aid police in tracking down the non-obedient. This ingeniously brought Soviet-style tactics to America. The election of this dynamic duo will show that voters are no longer frightened by socialism."
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton singled out "Walz's directive that all school restrooms--including those for boys--must provide free tampons is a common sense and compassionate policy. It will help shy boys overcome their fears of transitioning to girls."
Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) called the choice "incredible! Inspiring, uplifting, we're bringing joy back into politics. We're talking about real freedom: freedom from gun ownership, freedom to terminate a baby you don't want, freedom from the drudgery of working to support yourself, we're taking America back for the people!"
Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) observed "we finally have a ticket that is unabashedly in favor of abortion. We're free of the 'personally opposed' waffling that bogged down progress during the Biden Administration. Gov. Walz has a perfect 0% pro-life score from National Right to Life. He even apologized for accidentally voting for a bill in 2018 that protected the lives of babies who survive botched abortions. Together they will achieve the reductions in human population needed to save the climate from being destroyed."
In related news, in Arizona, Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Christopher Whitten ordered the phrase "unborn human being" stricken from the ballot language of a proposition to make abortion a "fundamental right" in the state's constitution. "It's not that the phrase is inaccurate," Judge Whitten admitted, "but the proposition's advocates--the ACLU and Planned Parenthood--prefer more neutral terminology. The feeling is that if voters are reminded that a human life is being taken they may be reluctant to vote for the measure."
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