Posted on 10/28/2023 1:30:55 PM PDT by DFG
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Former Vice President Mike Pence has ended his Presidential campaign, in what polling shows to have been the most popular move of his entire Presidential Campaign.
"Polling is through the roof on this move," said former campaign manager Dean Ross. "We finally found the one thing Pence can do that literally one-hundred percent of Americans support -- quit."
Mr. Pence's campaign failed to gain traction, largely due to everything Mr. Pence said and did being extremely unpopular with voters. "Pence spent the campaign presenting himself as a veteran of the D.C. swamp who would continue sending billions of taxpayer dollars to Ukraine," said political analyst Stephen Dunning. "I'm not sure if Pence hasn't, like, seen a poll in the past decade -- or spoken to a single Republican voter? But that's not really going to work these days."
The announcement today of Pence suspending his campaign has finally seen a huge wave of favorability for the Pence campaign. "This is easily the best day of polling we've had," said Mr. Ross. "People are going crazy for this decision. You can just feel the support."
At publishing time, Mr. Pence had made another unbelievably popular move in announcing that he would not seek to join any ticket as Vice President.
I saw a headline elsewhere that said “Mike Pence expresses disappointment and turns against fellow Republicans - will they feel his wrath” I guess Pence might have his wife hit them with her purse or hit them with his own purse.
That’s a good lad Mikey. Spend some time with your family now and kindly STFU.
He was trying so hard to be the next GHWBush with the ugly wife and all. Almost made it.
For that reason alone, thank God for the fraudulent 2020 election steal by the Delusional Lying Left. They may have done us a great favor.
He self suicided with Tucker Carlson. They’re is and was nothing after that.
Nothing in his political career became him like the leaving it.
Like it ever really started. 🙄
He never intended to win. He wanted to hurt Trump and he failed to do that so he quit.
Who is he endorsing?
“Suspends” his campaign so he can keep the contributions and keep spending on himself.
My bet is that he will endorse the fat bastard.
Both of his supporters must be very disappointed.
And, in other news MSNBC announced illustrious former Vice-President Mike Pence has been hired as the “conservative voice” on their nightly news. S/
Shoot I had to look down and see what the source was. Not funny. 🤣
Nikki Haley is my guess. Both neocons.
Another one bites the dust! (Great song!)
He prolly fund-raised a bunch of $ off of his suspension notice
The only thing I will miss about Pence being in the race will be the boos against him being on stage.
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