Posted on 10/18/2023 1:56:33 PM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner
NEW YORK, NY — Donald Trump outsmarted his enemies once again with another brilliant 4D chess maneuver, making use of a mini-Trump ventriloquist doll to skirt a gag order imposed by U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan.
"This entire case is a complete and total sham!" the mini-Trump doll shouted while President Trump's lips could not clearly be seen to move. "Denying an American citizen — a president, no less — his right to free speech is a terrible tragedy and it shouldn't happen in America, and it wouldn't happen if I — er, I mean, Trump, were president! WITCH HUNT!"
The DOJ and other sworn enemies of Trump cried foul upon seeing the puppet but were silenced by Trump's amazing ventriloquism skills. "You've got to hand it to him, he outfoxed us again," said one source within the Justice Department. "Trump's mouth is barely even moving, so we have no way of proving that's him talking. As much as we hate it, there's nothing we can do to stop him."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Authorities immediately arrested the puppet charging it with obstructing an official crock! The trial is scheduled for April 15 , 2075. Until then it is being held in a damp closet.
Trump might want to be careful. She might have a Jobu Doll and a bucket of KFC.
Once again the Babylon Bee goes yard!!!
Do his lips move? How do they know it’s really Trump talking?
The first thing I thought about the gag order was he needs other people to say these things for him anyway. Although as Sen. Howard Baker said, “ in Washington, you find that if you don’t toot your own horn, it will probably remain untooted! ”, your Mom would tell you that those nice words you said about yourself would sound better coming from someone else.
I’m lol...
Yeah, well, 150 million deplorables can speak up. Do it folks.
It’s well worth following the link to see a photo of Trump and mini-Trump.
I can see him actually doing this
I hope he reads the Bee
Inside of Donald Trump, there is a mischievous, incorrigible boy, who tends to annoy and enrage so called authority figures to the point of distraction. I hope he gives this judge the full treatment. Let everyone see how biased and vindictive she is.
” . . . an outcry arose over Trump’s decision to choose the puppet as his running mate.”
What the heck, there’s precedent - the Democrats got away with that at the *top* of the ticket in 2020.
“a mini-Trump ventriloquist doll”
Merchandising!!
Hahaha
just ask questions in the form of a statement...
Instead of “lil’ Penny” we should have “lil’ Trump”. I wonder if Chris Rock would narrate?
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Hire Robert Smigel and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Problem solved!
LOVE The Bee. *HEART*
I’d PAY GOOD MONEY to see that!
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