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Dylan Mulvaney Named "Woman of the Year" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 October 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/16/2023 8:14:58 AM PDT by John Semmens

Dylan Mulvaney, a young man who has been impersonating a teenage girl for the past two years, was named "Woman of the Year" by Virgin Atlantic Attitude Awards (a partnership of Virgin Airlines and Attitude Magazine--a bi-monthly celebrating the gay lifestyle).

Editor Matt Cain called Mulvaney "a truly remarkable person who has had a surreally large impact in the advertising world. Her appearance on a can of Bud Light Beer ignited a boycott that knocked the brand off its top spot in the market and cost the company 30% of its market share. No single advocate for temperance has ever had so big of an effect on reducing the incidence of alcoholism in world history."

Basking in the glow of his out-sized influence over beer drinking habits, Mulvaney has suggested a sequel ad in which "I would play the part of a transwoman drinking Bud Light at a bar with a cowboy as my date. The tag line for the ad would be 'There's room for all of us beer drinkers in this town.' Even if the Budweiser people reject this idea, as long as I have the queer community that sees me for my truth, I'm going to be OK!"

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: budlight; dylan; dylanmulvaney; lgbtq; mulvaney; satire; transwoman

1 posted on 10/16/2023 8:14:58 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

a partnership of Virgin Airlines and Attitude Magazine.......

And Jaguar was a sponsor...............


2 posted on 10/16/2023 8:16:44 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: John Semmens

Women have breasts and hips. And nag you half the time.


3 posted on 10/16/2023 8:27:52 AM PDT by waterhill (I Believe!)
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To: John Semmens

She/he laughed so hard upon hearing that news her/his pecker fell off.


4 posted on 10/16/2023 8:43:25 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: John Semmens

You know the world is screwed when males prefer their women to be men. Hey! The women did it to themselves! LOL!


5 posted on 10/16/2023 11:02:54 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (So, when are all these damn "refugees" scheduled to go the hell home? Asking for a friend.)
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To: John Semmens

Real women must really suck if some mentally ill dude who has been a “woman” for less than 2 years is “woman of the year”.


6 posted on 10/16/2023 11:34:16 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: John Semmens

“a bi-monthly”

I see what they did there.


7 posted on 10/16/2023 1:31:49 PM PDT by Portcall24
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