Posted on 09/04/2023 1:26:50 PM PDT by CFW
BLACK ROCK CITY, NV — President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the Burning Man Festival.
"Look, Jack, we have 70,000 hippies stranded in tents in the middle of the desert with no uppers, downers, OR psychedelics," he noted from his beach chair in Delaware. "That's why I've asked Congress to declare a state of emergency and rush these much-needed drugs to Nevada immediately!"
Sources noted that supplies of illicit substances had been running low after heavy rains stranded attendees in the desert for several days. "Many of these folks only brought enough drugs for two days," a source at the festival noted. "As they remain stranded for the fourth day, people are beginning to reach critical levels of sobriety!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Wait a minute...that’s Hunter’s stash.
It more like a bad camping trip than Bataan Death March.
I wish they wouldn’t give the Big Guy any ideas.
Resident Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of
hallucinogenic drugs be airdropped to stranded Burning Man Festival goers.
“Look, Jack, we have 70,000 hippies stranded in tents in the middle of the desert with no uppers, downers, OR psychedelics,” the tolerant and compassionate Biden noted, wiping away tears.
Speaking from his well-worn beach chair in Delaware, Biden compassionately noted, “That’s why I’ve asked Congress to declare a state of emergency and rush these much-needed illicit drugs to Nevada immediately!”
Money well spent, if it was pure uncut fentanyl.
That picture sends chills down my spine. Looks like the worlds largest homeless encampment/ junk yard.
Probably should drop a few fire extinguishers too and lots of “Pooph” spray as seen on TV.
Only 2% of the attendees are black—Burning Man needs to follow proper DIE procedures if they want federal help....
The way government agencies hand out drugs to addicts like candy, this would be feasible.
Enough rain to cause the massive amount of mud that is plaguing that desert area........
Don’t eat the Brown acid... The Brown acid is bad, or depending upon your experience... Really, really good.
“Don’t eat the Brown acid... “
Classic!
It’s a CROP CIRCLE with out crops !!!
Hold on while I run that through the Binary Translator.
OK got it:
VOTE FOR TRUMP, NOT the chump, CIVILIZATION’S CONTINUED SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON IT !!!!
love the Bee
I thought this was a true news article, and Dementia Joe was going to Covid-19 vaxes onto Burning Man.
Does Burning Man have anything to do with Zozobra and the Santa Fe Fiesta?
A White House spokesman said President Biden has appointed his son Hunter to lead the operation. “Nobody knows more about obtaining and distributing drugs than the president’s son,” the spokesman said.
At publishing time, festival attendees complained that the emergency airdrop only seemed to contain $30 billion worth of drugs and that Hunter Biden was nowhere to be seen.
Rotflol.........nice addition......lol.
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