Posted on 08/21/2023 1:20:08 PM PDT by DFG
SACRAMENTO — Governor Gavin Newsom confirmed what climate scientists have been saying for years, that the devastating California drought is undeniable evidence of climate change.
The California governor posed for a photo op while crouched next to a pitiful dead plant as he discussed the science. "People who deny climate change clearly haven't seen California. A lot of it is desert. And it's only going to get worse," he said as it started raining.
"Excuse me, I misspoke. California rain is undeniable evidence of climate change."
Newsom quickly moved away from the dead plant to pose next to an overflowing swimming pool just in time.
"Whew! Good save, Gavin," the governor told himself. "That was a close one. People almost didn't believe you!"
At publishing time, climate scientists agreed that literally anything is evidence of climate change if you believe hard enough.
Well they dont have drought now
The state can mismanage itself into a “drought” rather quickly. In fact, I would expect it, short of continuously rainy winters going forward.
Y’all aint pay’n attenshun are ya?
It is completely and scientifically deniable.
I have a hangover. Oh no it’s Climate Change. Has nothing to do with the party and heavy drinking last night.
the sun came up, undeniable evidence of global warming.
YOUR WEATHER TODAY PROOF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL
A teenager who is also an expert on climate change says that today’s weather is proof that climate change is real, and we must all eat bugs and drive electric cars although not very far because you should stay within a few hundred feet of your tiny house. “This is the way we live in Goatburg, and it is the way you will live too,” she snarled.
People laughed and laughed and that was the end of it.
The same correlations were done with Great Lakes water levels.
Water high - climate change. Water low - climate change.
It’s a big state. There is drought in California. There is too much rain in California.
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More true than funny
The Babylon Bee always sees the real story
Yes, because we have never, ever in history had a drought in California.
Bzzzzzz...🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
ouch...that stings
Which ever way the wind blows so does the Climate Cult ,LOL
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