And now it is.
Posted on 06/27/2023 12:58:53 PM PDT by DFG
NEW YORK, NY — Former President Donald Trump continues to find himself on the receiving end of serious legal charges after being indicted in New York for eating pizza cooked in a wood-burning oven.
"He must face justice for this heinous act," said New York City Mayor Eric Adams. "Everyone knows wood-burning pizza ovens are a danger to public safety and pose the most immediate threat to our democracy. President Trump must learn he is not above the law."
In recordings leaked to CNN, Trump can be heard talking about how much he's enjoying the authentic, New York pizza he's eating. Audible gasps could be heard in the CNN studio as the audio was played. "This is one of the more disturbing things I've ever heard," said news anchor Jake Tapper. "And that's saying something because I hear Anderson Cooper's voice every day."
Trump was officially indicted for the crime and was expected to arrive back in New York for arraignment next week. The former president defiantly addressed the indictment in a post to his Truth Social account. "THE DEEP STATE AND THE RADICAL LEFT ARE AT IT AGAIN," he said. "FIRST IT WAS RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA, THEN IMPEACHMENT HOAX #1, THEN IMPEACHMENT HOAX #2, NOW THIS! REMEMBER, THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOUR PIZZA, I'M JUST STANDING IN THEIR WAY! WITCH HUNT!"
At publishing time, federal prosecutors had reportedly intensified their investigation after it was learned Trump was in possession of a wood-burning pizza oven at his home in Trump Tower.
Trump was caught grabbing the dough by the -—— before it went into the wood heated oven.
Terrible crime. Guilty of two counts.
It could have been worse, he could have used a knife and fork.
Toppings add years to the sentence. A tough way to be sent to face hard time in the pen.
And now it is.
Mitt Romney, we’re lookin at you!
During the 2011 build up to the 2012 presidential election, Mitt was photographed eating a slice of pizza with knife and fork. The press had a complete melt down.
IMO, way too much importance is put on watching a presidential candidate eat food. I don’t know where that ritual comes from. People always seem mystified and amazed by the sight of their candidate eating.
Babylon Bee is really having fun with this one. That’s two NYC pizza articles today. Make fun of Adams, ridicule him to no end. Someone that stupid deserves it.
And having two scoops of ice cream and a diet-Coke too.
Paging Pizza Rat...
“Trump Indicted In New York For Eating Pizza Cooked In Wood-Burning Oven” <-— with a fork!
lol
Find more at The Glorious American
Waiting for wood and charcoal grills to become criminal.
At least there were no Mean Tweets involved.
Or were there?
No water, heat, light or food for you!
Ummm, hate to break it to you, but:
https://www.pmq.com/trump-defends-his-method-of-eating-pizza-with-a-fork/
Beats catching rapists and murderers.
Tee Clean Air Nazis will fine you $1,000 in Yakima County, Washington if they catch you with a fire in your fireplace.
That’s it. I’m done with the man.
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