Posted on 02/15/2023 11:11:42 AM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, DC — An envoy of extraterrestrial beings stifled their frustration and asked to be taken to a different leader after their initial meeting with President Joe Biden left them confused and exasperated, sources say.
"I guess he's not the leader they were expecting," said an insider who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "It was the classic sci-fi movie scenario, with the aliens arriving and telling us, ‘Take us to your leader.' We quickly set up a meeting with President Biden, and things went downhill from there."
"The aliens were already asking why we kept shooting down their peace offering balloons containing Hickory Farms cheese and sausage gift baskets," disclosed another source present at the meeting. "But I guess it really started to get bad when the lead alien put out his hand to greet the President, and Joe bent down and bit the creature's finger."
Reports indicate that relations between the two sides only grew worse after the President began speaking. "The best we can tell, Joe had one of his typical verbal gaffes," the source said. "He said something that was totally unintelligible to us, but apparently, it sounded like some sort of horrible slur in the aliens' language. The aliens were offended, voices were raised, Joe may have messed his pants…it was a train wreck. Err, sorry, poor choice of words."
At publishing time, the aliens were reportedly already asking to be taken to a third leader after only spending 5 minutes trying to talk to Kamala Harris.
I liked the alien stories that included the attack on Congress, boy would that upset Nancy, a real attack.
Bidet accused them of being “alien supremacists” and uncaring of the plight of black people...
and they said...
“We are superior. Deal with it.”
-PJ
From the picture it looks like The Bidet does not care much about air pollution from burning wood. Also the fist is probably something he would do to an alien thinking it is a redux of his corn pop fantasy.
“But I guess it really started to get bad when the lead alien put out his hand to greet the President, and Joe bent down and bit the creature’s finger.”
I guess we should be thankful Joe didn’t pull it.
“We traveled 17 billion light galaxies to invade THIS?”
“There’s no intelligent life here on this planet.”
The Bee is too funny:
At publishing time, the aliens were reportedly already asking to be taken to a third leader after only spending 5 minutes trying to talk to Kamala Harris.
Biden doesn’t like the because they’re not illegal aliens.
Bless the BEE !!
This-is-not-the-droid-you-are-looking-for...
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ping
“The aliens were already asking why we kept shooting down their peace offering balloons containing Hickory Farms cheese and sausage gift baskets,”
Bring them to Trump. He’d make a deal with them, to the benefit of both our planets.
The Bee is the limit. 🤣
I was at Ft Knox in 1997, and they were showing the movie “Independence Day” at the base theatre.
Everyone in the theatre cheered at the scene where the aliens blew up the White House.
We can joke and laugh about it, but this is a very serious matter.
The ‘Biden unit’ had reached the end of its life, so a new one was dispatched as a replacement.
Then the [supposed] chinese balloon showed up and got the public all up in arms, so much so that the military shot down the resupply ship with the new ‘Biden unit’.
It’s no laughing matter: They have to invent distractions to prevent t unwanted attention on his lack of appearance. Hell, they might even start a war just to prevent discovery of the destroyed Biden unit in the wreckage.
😂👍
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