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'OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,' Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/15/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/15/2023 11:11:42 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, DC — An envoy of extraterrestrial beings stifled their frustration and asked to be taken to a different leader after their initial meeting with President Joe Biden left them confused and exasperated, sources say.

"I guess he's not the leader they were expecting," said an insider who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "It was the classic sci-fi movie scenario, with the aliens arriving and telling us, ‘Take us to your leader.' We quickly set up a meeting with President Biden, and things went downhill from there."

"The aliens were already asking why we kept shooting down their peace offering balloons containing Hickory Farms cheese and sausage gift baskets," disclosed another source present at the meeting. "But I guess it really started to get bad when the lead alien put out his hand to greet the President, and Joe bent down and bit the creature's finger."

Reports indicate that relations between the two sides only grew worse after the President began speaking. "The best we can tell, Joe had one of his typical verbal gaffes," the source said. "He said something that was totally unintelligible to us, but apparently, it sounded like some sort of horrible slur in the aliens' language. The aliens were offended, voices were raised, Joe may have messed his pants…it was a train wreck. Err, sorry, poor choice of words."

At publishing time, the aliens were reportedly already asking to be taken to a third leader after only spending 5 minutes trying to talk to Kamala Harris.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alien; babylonbee; bee; biden; extraterrestrial; harris; satire; thebeestrikesagain
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1 posted on 02/15/2023 11:11:42 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

I liked the alien stories that included the attack on Congress, boy would that upset Nancy, a real attack.


2 posted on 02/15/2023 11:14:13 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: DFG

Bidet accused them of being “alien supremacists” and uncaring of the plight of black people...

and they said...

“We are superior. Deal with it.”


3 posted on 02/15/2023 11:14:29 AM PST by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: DFG
It's because the aliens have no hair to sniff.

-PJ

4 posted on 02/15/2023 11:15:06 AM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: DFG

From the picture it looks like The Bidet does not care much about air pollution from burning wood. Also the fist is probably something he would do to an alien thinking it is a redux of his corn pop fantasy.


5 posted on 02/15/2023 11:16:08 AM PST by Mouton (The enemy of the people is the media )
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To: DFG

“But I guess it really started to get bad when the lead alien put out his hand to greet the President, and Joe bent down and bit the creature’s finger.”

I guess we should be thankful Joe didn’t pull it.


6 posted on 02/15/2023 11:17:54 AM PST by Stosh
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To: DFG

“We traveled 17 billion light galaxies to invade THIS?”

“There’s no intelligent life here on this planet.”


7 posted on 02/15/2023 11:27:03 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Donald Trump is a setting sun. Ron DeSantis is a rising star.)
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To: DFG

The Bee is too funny:

At publishing time, the aliens were reportedly already asking to be taken to a third leader after only spending 5 minutes trying to talk to Kamala Harris.


8 posted on 02/15/2023 11:39:23 AM PST by KittyKares
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To: DFG

Biden doesn’t like the because they’re not illegal aliens.


9 posted on 02/15/2023 11:39:29 AM PST by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: DFG

Bless the BEE !!


10 posted on 02/15/2023 11:45:20 AM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: DFG

This-is-not-the-droid-you-are-looking-for...

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11 posted on 02/15/2023 11:48:39 AM PST by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: DFG; Liz; Travis McGee; poconopundit
Reports indicate that relations between the two sides only grew worse after the President began speaking. "The best we can tell, Joe had one of his typical verbal gaffes," the source said. "He said something that was totally unintelligible to us, but apparently, it sounded like some sort of horrible slur in the aliens' language. The aliens were offended, voices were raised, Joe may have messed his pants…it was a train wreck. Err, sorry, poor choice of words."...he aliens were reportedly already asking to be taken to a third leader after only spending 5 minutes trying to talk to Kamala Harris.

ping

12 posted on 02/15/2023 11:55:52 AM PST by GOPJ ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muw22wTePqQ Gumballs: Immigrants by the numbers.)
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To: DFG

“The aliens were already asking why we kept shooting down their peace offering balloons containing Hickory Farms cheese and sausage gift baskets,”


13 posted on 02/15/2023 12:14:12 PM PST by McGruff (Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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To: KittyKares
Given the Bee's proclivity to poke fun at Christian culture too, I'm surprised they didn't throw in a reference or two at Newsboys. LOL

Take Me to Your Leader by Newsboys

14 posted on 02/15/2023 12:25:59 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

Bring them to Trump. He’d make a deal with them, to the benefit of both our planets.


15 posted on 02/15/2023 12:27:38 PM PST by Nea Wood (Screw diversity. Celebrate excellence. )
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To: DFG

The Bee is the limit. 🤣


16 posted on 02/15/2023 12:30:04 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: DFG

17 posted on 02/15/2023 12:39:27 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (For those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor that the protected will never know.)
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To: 1Old Pro

I was at Ft Knox in 1997, and they were showing the movie “Independence Day” at the base theatre.

Everyone in the theatre cheered at the scene where the aliens blew up the White House.


18 posted on 02/15/2023 12:43:25 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (For those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor that the protected will never know.)
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To: DFG

We can joke and laugh about it, but this is a very serious matter.

The ‘Biden unit’ had reached the end of its life, so a new one was dispatched as a replacement.

Then the [supposed] chinese balloon showed up and got the public all up in arms, so much so that the military shot down the resupply ship with the new ‘Biden unit’.

It’s no laughing matter: They have to invent distractions to prevent t unwanted attention on his lack of appearance. Hell, they might even start a war just to prevent discovery of the destroyed Biden unit in the wreckage.


19 posted on 02/15/2023 12:44:57 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: DFG

😂👍


20 posted on 02/15/2023 2:30:19 PM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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