Posted on 01/25/2023 11:30:59 AM PST by shadowlands1960
NEW YORK, NY — Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has unveiled their new mascot, an adorable glob of platelets who goes by the name "Clotty".
"See? Blood clots aren't scary!" said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla as a smiling Clotty danced onto the stage. "Welcome to Pfizer, Clotty! Let's get one of these little guys into every home in America!"
While Pfizer initially pushed back against evidence tying the vaccine to blood clots, the company has decided to instead embrace it. "We are so excited for Clotty to help us put a friendly face on heart attacks and strokes," said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla. "Every new COVID booster will now come with a plush Clotty doll you can take to the hospital when you inevitably get admitted with a massive embolus. You'll love squeezing Clotty while they wheel you into the cath lab! Thanks, Clotty!"
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It’s funny ‘cause it’s true… 🤣
Project Veritas
@Project_Veritas
Hi
@pfizer
- ready for round 3?
See you tonight at 8pm.
11:09 AM · Jan 25, 2023
James O’Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII
Tonight’s Veritas release may blow up the internet.
8pm.
2:49 PM · Jan 25, 2023
Ooh. That’ll leave a mark!
An ordinary, far-suburbs doctor of my acquaintance said they were showing porn movies in the evenings at some of the expense-paid “medical conferences” he was gifted with in locations like Las Vegas and Hawaii.
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