Posted on 01/11/2023 2:45:36 PM PST by DFG
U.S. — Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has officially reversed the COVID vaccine requirement for the military, as it is no longer needed now that all the Conservatives have been weeded out.
"This vaccine was a great success in helping us eliminate anyone who valued freedom, thought critically, or voted Republican," said Austin. "Now that those pesky conservatives have been forcibly removed from our military, we can finally move forward in our sacred mission of promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion around the world! Also, bombing kids in Yemen. Can't forget that."
Authorities at the Pentagon are now confident they have a completely obedient, sufficiently woke fighting force capable of any mission, as long as the mission doesn't include prolonged, strenuous activity which seems to be causing people's hearts to explode for some reason. "Our military has never been stronger!" said Austin as he left for his weekly blood clot-removal procedure at the hospital.
At publishing time, the Navy had also started playing Elton John 24/7 on bases and ships to weed out the rest of the straight males.
Gotta gotta gotta bee on the Bee Ping List!!
Thanks!!
There is a Bee ping list!!
Oh yeah, add me to it!
Ping me baby bee
No Bee ping list from me. But you all should start one and add me.
JJ
I'm subscribed on the BB's email list, so I get their daily notifications of new articles, advertisements, the whole thing. If I had the time I'd post a ton of Bee threads, but I work full-time and my FReeping time is limited.
That said, I certainly second your motion about the need for a Bee Ping list.
Whatd'ya say, texas booster -- wanna take it on? It's yours if you want it. If not, I'll see what I can do; I've got some graphics in mind, LOL...
I have started a ping list just for the Bee.
I keep it in Excel, so I can quickly find and sort users.
This is the start of tax season, so I won’t be responsive during the day.
Will do my best to look at it when I get home.
And you are both on it!
Thanks!
I emailed the Bee this morning asking for explicit permission to post full articles and links to their YT channel.
Holding off pings until I get a response.
Thanks! Check your FR mail for a reply to your question....
Excellent first move!
It’s not satire when true
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