Skip to comments.Dem Predicts "Blue Wave" Election [semi-satire]
Posted on 09/04/2022 11:54:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
CNN analyst Van Jones opined that "coming into Labor Day weekend, you are starting to see the beginnings of what could be a blue wave. The disastrous Afghanistan exit, runaway inflation, the growing ineffectiveness of the covid vaccines, and murder rates not seen since the 1990s are just fading memories. Democrat voters will rally to vote for the Party's traditional values—more abortions, more income redistribution, higher taxes, LGBTQ rights, and clean energy. Don't be surprised when you see a bigger Democrat majority in the House and Senate after the votes are counted in November."
He went on to dismiss complaints about Biden spending 234 out of 589 days (40%) of his time in office on vacation. "The issue isn't how much time you spend on the job, but how much you accomplish," Jones asserted. "Since he took office Biden has issued more executive orders than any other president. He has achieved nearly universal covid vaccination. He's gotten trillions of dollars in spending enacted by Congress. He's dramatically cut back the quantities of fossil fuel emissions. A guy that has done so much for America deserves a rest."
Meanwhile, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported that this year's second quarter experienced a 4.1% decline in labor productivity. Output decreased 1.4% while hours worked increased 2.7%. The decline in productivity was the largest since 1948. At the same time, hourly compensation increased by only 5.7% while prices rose by 9.1%--indicating a real loss of purchasing power per hour of labor of 3.4%. Jones brushed these statistics off, saying "Democrat voters don't care about productivity. They just want to get paid. That's what the Party has been doing since the days of FDR. Joe Biden has shoveled more money out to key constituencies than any previous President. Those constituencies will reward Democrats running for Congress by getting out the vote in November."
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It doesn’t matter the dems have already trashed the US it’s finished
You don’t get donations if you plan on losing
demi god with the blow dried hair will save us
Living in an alternate life
If major efforts presently underway aren’t sufficiently successful in countering the cheating in all its forms, then yes, the blue wave of fraud will cement their takeover.
Get involved at every level you can. Start by listening to Steve Bannon’s War Room Mon-Sat. His episodes are recorded and available on a number of sites such as Rumble. You can get on a ping list to be alerted to his upcoming shows here:
Listen to Bannon and his guests IN-DEPTH, then you’ll know what you can do with your time to pitch in and help.
There’s usually no need to watch, you can just listen. If at work or otherwise busy, driving, etc., wear earbuds. That’s what I do.
Absolutely nothing satirical about it.
Not one state has done anything about Mail In Voting. And now we have Maine and Alaska with disastrous Ranked Choice voting
Van Jones must have gotten the VIP tour through a few of Soros’ vote-production and delivery facilities located in basements all across the country in churches, schools, and liquor stores...
By this late date, 2 months out, the facilities are running 7 days x 24 hours-per-day...
The communists are incredibly efficient, but ONLY when it comes to illegal activities...
Since they got away with an absurd 81,000,000 votes in 2020, they will certainly get away with 100,000,000 in 2020 and 110,000,000 in 2024...
100,000,000 in 2020 ==> 100,000,000 in 2022
They control the voting machines. Why not?
Judging by the street interviews I have seen on TV, a blue wave is not an impossibility.
Van Jones, just like Biden, has never been right about anything!
“We will cheat. You know we will cheat. We know we will cheat. And you can do nothing about it…sucka!”
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