Posted on 08/12/2022 1:21:57 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified. Eyewitnesses noted he looked unusually fetching in an elegant Dolce & Gabbana evening gown and a Dior sun hat.
"We wouldn't raid Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate or Melania's wardrobe unless it was absolutely, 100% necessary," said Garland. "I resent any accusation that this raid was influenced by partisan politics or my insatiable desire to wear pretty designer dresses." The Attorney General then did a little spin in his purple gown as the press gasped with delight.
FBI Director Christopher Wray echoed the statement as he strode up to the Hoover Building in a dazzling pair of diamond-encrusted Alexander McQueen stilettos. "The men and women of the FBI are paragons of unassailable integrity and impartiality, and any suggestion otherwise is murderous treason," he said. Several news outlets present also noted the delicious smell of Chanel No.5 in the air.
At publishing time, Trump took to Truth Social to announce that all his golf clubs were also missing.
LOL! Mock the bastards. It’s the least we can do. The DOJ/FBI is a joke and deserves to be ruthlessly mocked.
Someone named after Judy Garland.
Sniffer Joe will be really mad if he doesn’t get his 10%.
You should see him in one of her thongs.
They raided Melania’s panty drawer when the informant told them her panties had the nuke code written on them.
Trump Thanks FBI For Kicking Off His 2024 Reelection Campaign
‘The FBI Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified,’ Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat
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Babylon Bee ^ | 08/12/2022 | Babylon Bee
Posted on 8/12/2022, 1:21:57 PM by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump’s residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified. Eyewitnesses noted he looked unusually fetching in an elegant Dolce & Gabbana evening gown and a Dior sun hat.
“We wouldn’t raid Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate or Melania’s wardrobe unless it was absolutely, 100% necessary,” said Garland. “I resent any accusation that this raid was influenced by partisan politics or my insatiable desire to wear pretty designer dresses.” The Attorney General then did a little spin in his purple gown as the press gasped with delight.
FBI Director Christopher Wray echoed the statement as he strode up to the Hoover Building in a dazzling pair of diamond-encrusted Alexander McQueen stilettos. “The men and women of the FBI are paragons of unassailable integrity and impartiality, and any suggestion otherwise is murderous treason,” he said. Several news outlets present also noted the delicious smell of Chanel No.5 in the air.
At publishing time, Trump took to Truth Social to announce that all his golf clubs were also missing!
Aug 9, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
FBI thugettes in full drag!
LMAO!
Love it...Thanks Bee..
Funny...Klinger was funny on M A S H
OH MY GOSH... That Picture is funny
The FBI: Fierce and Fashionable!
Afterwards, both Me-wrecked Galoot and Crusty-balls Wrape held a low-life meeting with Non-President Joke Bulldung, where he thoroughly sniffed their hair, and various other body parts.
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