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'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/12/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/12/2022 1:21:57 PM PDT by DFG

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1 posted on 08/12/2022 1:21:57 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Well done!


2 posted on 08/12/2022 1:22:44 PM PDT by Chgogal (Uncle Brandon wants your money.)
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To: DFG

LMAO.


3 posted on 08/12/2022 1:22:53 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("It's midnight in Manhattan. This is no time to get cute; it's a mad dog's promenade.")
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To: DFG

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 08/12/2022 1:25:25 PM PDT by mikelets456
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To: DFG

The phrase “panty raid” appears to have touched a nerve over there on the Left...


5 posted on 08/12/2022 1:25:27 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

The Babylon Bee is what the Onion used to be 20 years ago. Now the Onion is no longer doing comedy just like SNL.


6 posted on 08/12/2022 1:25:40 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Billthedrill

Panty Wrayd


7 posted on 08/12/2022 1:27:18 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Sometimes when you get to where you're supposed to be, it's too soon.)
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To: DFG

The Babylon Bee is a national treasure.


8 posted on 08/12/2022 1:28:31 PM PDT by NautiNurse (The federal tyrants have awakened the sleeping giant. )
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To: DFG

Panty raid!


9 posted on 08/12/2022 1:31:04 PM PDT by yuleeyahoo (The nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master and deserves one. Hamilton)
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He looks divine, darlings!


10 posted on 08/12/2022 1:37:47 PM PDT by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: Chgogal

Thanks we needed the laugh things are getting super super serious! 😂


11 posted on 08/12/2022 1:42:00 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: MinorityRepublican
That's too bad. This was my all time favorite:

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

DOCTOR:
"We give her one painless injection, and that's it. Her eyes may flutter a bit, or she may murmur "Are you for real killing me right now?" but then her struggle will finally be over."

12 posted on 08/12/2022 1:44:48 PM PDT by rlmorel (Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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To: DFG

Who wears a sun hat with an evening gown?


13 posted on 08/12/2022 1:45:46 PM PDT by Overtaxed (As it was in the days of Noah.....are we there yet?)
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idea for a cartoon: J.. Edgar Hoover, wearing an old fashioned dress, when looking at the FBI agents wearing Melania’s dresses and underwear, said, to the music of “Well Dressed Man”, “And I thought that I was well dressed”.

When AG Garland retires or gets fired, he is going to open up one of these new stores that sells used underwear. His top salesman will be FBI director Wray, aka “Mr. Leather”.

Nancy the toothless Pelosi will be in charge of the “used schmottas” women’s clothing.

Chuck Schumer will be the lead make model.


14 posted on 08/12/2022 1:46:33 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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I’m guessing a lot of the FBI Gestapo and their lefty buddies, especially those that can’t decide if they are a man or woman, are walking around wearing Melania’s underwear.


15 posted on 08/12/2022 1:47:49 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Ultra MAGA!)
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To: Overtaxed
Who wears a sun hat with an evening gown?

Well Melania doesn't need a fashion etiquette book, so none was at the ready.

16 posted on 08/12/2022 1:55:23 PM PDT by gloryblaze
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To: DFG

Klinger wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit.


17 posted on 08/12/2022 2:06:08 PM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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Raid explanation

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fx80mNm2Ns


18 posted on 08/12/2022 2:06:38 PM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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But who was the designated “panty sniffer”? Inquiring minds want to know.


19 posted on 08/12/2022 2:15:16 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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To: Overtaxed

I think they did ... during the days of Noah.


20 posted on 08/12/2022 2:16:54 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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