Posted on 07/20/2022 5:20:14 PM PDT by DFG
SOMERSET, MA — After Biden seemed to announce he has cancer during a speech today, the White House quickly issued a retraction, clarifying that Biden only said that because of his dementia.
"No, Biden does not have cancer of any kind," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "He was just confused due to his dementia. We assure you the President is in perfect health. We're even having trouble keeping up with him!"
The White House doctor confirmed the statement, saying Biden is in perfect shape. "I just examined Biden this morning, and except for a fungal infection in his left armpit and some dementia, there's nothing wrong with him at all," he said.
The White House said Biden will give his own statement as soon as they have a chance to adjust his medications.
Dammit. Almost got me.
The BB is representing old senile Joe! And doing a better job than his black lesbian spokeswoman.
Funny, but not much different from reality.
BTW, anyone hear of this “climate emergency” the domestic enemy occupation of President Donald Trumps office is suppose to announce? What does this mean, we will be banned from driving cars?
If so, pleeeeeeeeease please please PLEASE God let them be stupid enough to do this, this is exactly the kind of hardcore reality that will bitch slap the media indoctrinated right up the head.
Yeah, right.
Ain’t that the truth.
He didn’t “seem” to announce it.
He actually said it.
They did get me on this one.
Dang, they are good.
The Bee nailed it!
Damn....got me
Well thank God for that
Wow, I feel so much better now. I thought he actually had cancer!😉
This is very upsetting to me as a cancer survivor, stage 3 colon cancer, took out 1/2 my guts with lemon-sized adenocarcenoma. my wife is a breast cancer survivor.
This stupid jackass Brandon has no idea how insulting it is to minimize suffering from cancer, when he sure as hell never had it.
I am sick of his lies, gaslighting, bullshittery and demented drivel.
Joe Biden’s other doctor: Mr. resident, you have stage four brain cancer and near end stage dementia and alzheimers.
Mr. resident: oh doc, that’s not so bad. atleast i don’t have cancer.
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