Posted on 06/09/2022 10:39:22 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The nation is abuzz with anticipation of the televised January 6 Committee hearing making its prime time debut at 8 p.m. ET. To top off the excitement of the House select committee's investigation, producers of the star-studded extravaganza have announced that Miley Cyrus will be the featured performer during the hearing's halftime show.
Other performers during the bedazzling spectacle will include Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Demi Lovato, and the ghost of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
"If you thought the Depp-Heard trial was exciting, wait until you get a load of this baby," said James Goldston, a former ABC News executive hired by the Democrat-led committee to really "wow" the American people with a multimedia presentation aimed at objectively and judiciously seeking the truth of what really happened that fateful day.
Republican lawmakers have pounced on the House select committee, accusing them of putting on a politicized, narrative-driven stunt rather than seeking truth. In response, GOP lawmakers have sworn to make their own January 6 Committee with cool, Republican members, lots of American flags, and a concert on Mt. Rushmore featuring Toby Keith and Morgan Wallen.
The January 6 Committee said the opening ceremony of the hearing will include previously-unseen video footage of the Capitol riots, followed by a ritual burning of Trump in effigy.
Now thats funny!!!
Bee gold.
Burst out laughing...Good one...
funny, up to their standards.
Joan of Arc won the rap battle, hands down.
I should know better than to read Bee headlines when my mouth is full!
Just reading the title I immediately knew the source. Then I wondered how long it will be before it really happens.
Damn… they neglected to book Zelensky to showcase him playing the piano using his unique playing method,🙀🙀
“the ghost of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez”
Is there a pool om how long it will be before she gets horribly murdered again?
omg.. I thought for a moment this was real!
“If you thought the Depp-Heard trial was exciting, wait until you get a load of this baby,”
The difference is in the Depp-Heard trial the REAL truth came out......we will experience no such luxury in this abomination.
Love the Bee!
A welcome bit of gallows humor as our nation circles down the drain.
We have really become a police state, where some out-of-control hijinks by pissed off patriots is deemed a treasonous insurrection.
That’s wonderful! Cracked me up.
:: his unique playing method ::
Chop-sticks with 3 individual “digits”?
The Committee will be borrowing a couple of rings from the ole Barnum and Bailey.
At first I thought it was for real. That’s how bad things are.
Will she be jerkin’ and twerkin’ before or after the live video of Obammie the Kenyan’s FIB bois arresting President Trump? If I was President Trump, I’d go buy some donuts so Melania can keep them busy while he gets away out the back door.
Entertainment for a bunch of Communist Twerks.
Good one!
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