Posted on 03/22/2022 9:16:00 AM PDT by DFG
KABUL—Taliban spokesperson Mohammad Naeem Warda has finally been banned from Twitter this week after carelessly sharing a satirical headline from The Babylon Bee.
"Wallahi, I just thought the joke was funny," said the bloodthirsty terrorist PR rep. "A man who thinks he's a woman? Whoever heard of such a thing? Those Babylon Bee people are so fun and crazy, even though they're infidels who must die a painful death by our hands."
Twitter has said they will not unlock Warda's account until he deletes the hateful, bigoted material. Once he does, he will be able to join President Putin, Antifa terrorists, the CCP, and violent pornographers in using Twitter freely.
"Twitter has a clear policy against expressing any opinion that runs contrary to our preferred gender ideology," said one Twitter spokesperson as a group of activists stood menacingly behind him with billy clubs. "Also, the trans activists said they'd burn our building down if we don't comply with their agenda so we don't really have a choice."
Warda has apologized for the irresponsible tweet and has promised to stick to promoting the slavery and subjugation of women according to Sharia Law in the future.
Just like how Trump get’s banned, but Putin doesn’t.
The Bee’s satire is so dead on, it’s like it’s not even satire.
Agreed. I often laugh at the Bee, then frown at how close to reality it is.
The best satire is virtually indistinguishable from the truth.
This is how you fight these lunatics......you laugh at them every chance you get......every one of ‘em is thin-skinned as hell.
Obozo proved that.
My suggestion from the other day is that Babylon Bee needs to have some “free speech awards” for Facebook, Twitter, Amazon (for book banning), Google (for search hiding), Wikipedia (for blatant political bias) etc.
Twit is being ridiculed! Love it...
Delicious.
I remember a post that discussed how many of The Bee's satires are now front page news.
We know that even The Onion had a few of those, but ridiculing the left certainly produces more than the fair share.
Nice retort to Twitter for banning The Babylon Bee.
I know it might not seem likely, but somehow, I think the twits will live to regret this.
Sarcasm is actually illegal in North Korea. Guess where else it’s not allowed?
Perfect
LOL! Hilarious! LOVE The Bee! :)
Hell yeah. That there is funny!
Twitter thinks it’s too big to be mocked. Which makes it a limitless supply of source material to anyone who happens to be good at it.
Their next one should be “Joe Biden banned from Twitter when he agreed with what the fella told him when he said “let’s go Brandon”
That should have read
“Twitter has a clear policy against expressing any opinion that runs contrary to our delusional gender ideology,”
If I ever run for office Ill have them run my campaign.
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