Posted on 03/17/2022 4:24:06 PM PDT by Mount Athos
While Americans remain divided over whether we should expand our involvement in Ukraine to direct military intervention, possibly causing the world to descend into a Fallout-style apocalyptic wasteland, Americans were able to unite over one issue: whether we should send Mitt Romney to the frontlines to fight against Russia.
The poll was taken shortly after Romney strongly advocated for escalating conflict with Russia over the ongoing invasion of Ukraine.
Of those polled, 99.9% agreed with the statement "Mitt Romney should be sent to the battlefront, issued a rifle, and fight in the war he continues to call for."
"He obviously wants this really badly, and we just want to give him a front-row seat to the action. We'd hate for him to start World War 3 and then just sit back at home while others go to fight the war for him."
Romney was quick to clarify his remarks after the poll came out, saying that his support for going to war with Russia would drop significantly if he had to actually do the fighting himself and not send other people's kids to die.
I’ll drink to that!
His sons, too. They also did a fine job of avoiding the military.
Totally have Willard strapped and ready. Grenades, flash bangs....M-16...everything.
“His sons, too. They also did a fine job of avoiding the military.”
They can go door-to-door with their little books. See how long they last.
He can take John Kerry with him. Isn’t he supposed to be some kind of war hero?
Awww nawww
I think this article may actually be true.
Black pants and thin black tie, white shirt. On bikes.
shanghai him LOL
He'll put the dog on top of the tank.
Agreed, but make him ‘debrief’ his holy underwear and wear army issued skivvies.
If he takes Generalissimo Graham and Lieutenant Carpetbagger Cheney with him ...
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I love the Babylon Bee!
I say Milt/Myth/Mint/Mort/Mitt, whatever his name is, reenacts Slim Pickins Dr.Strangelove role.
Of those polled, 99.9% agreed with the statement “_________
_________ should be sent to the battlefront, issued a rifle, and fight in the war he/she/it continues to call for.”
“He/she/it obviously wants this really badly, and we just want to give him a front-row seat to the action. We’d hate for him to start World War 3 and then just sit back at home while others go to fight the war for him.”
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What sustains me is he’ll NEVER be POTUS
(We’d hate for him to start World War 3 and then just sit back at home while others go to fight the war for him)
Hate to see Mitt have to watch it on TV when he could be there, without commercial interruption.
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