I’ll drink to that!
His sons, too. They also did a fine job of avoiding the military.
Totally have Willard strapped and ready. Grenades, flash bangs....M-16...everything.
He can take John Kerry with him. Isn’t he supposed to be some kind of war hero?
I think this article may actually be true.
shanghai him LOL
Agreed, but make him ‘debrief’ his holy underwear and wear army issued skivvies.
If he takes Generalissimo Graham and Lieutenant Carpetbagger Cheney with him ...
I love the Babylon Bee!
I say Milt/Myth/Mint/Mort/Mitt, whatever his name is, reenacts Slim Pickins Dr.Strangelove role.
Of those polled, 99.9% agreed with the statement “_________
_________ should be sent to the battlefront, issued a rifle, and fight in the war he/she/it continues to call for.”
“He/she/it obviously wants this really badly, and we just want to give him a front-row seat to the action. We’d hate for him to start World War 3 and then just sit back at home while others go to fight the war for him.”
🤣
What sustains me is he’ll NEVER be POTUS
(We’d hate for him to start World War 3 and then just sit back at home while others go to fight the war for him)
Hate to see Mitt have to watch it on TV when he could be there, without commercial interruption.
A great idea! Toss Soroznazi and his puppet collection — Obama, pelousy, Biden, ineligible- Harris, etc. in with him.
With a big bomb strapped to his chest.
supply him with a Spencer rifle in .56 caliber, all the tubes of ammo that can be mustered.
why a Spencer? How many times has he, in legislation, handed the Amerrican people a bill with u
useless crap?
So, fit him witth a firearm that is incompatible with firearms in the field. But it does fit with his dangerous side.
How many Americans need to die so Ukraine can get back Crimea?
Romney, Biden, and the Comedian hold the same position on Ukraine regaining Crimea from Russia.
I’m glad the politicians in the United States care so much about Slavic real estate squabbles.(Sarcasm)
That number sounds low to me...
The other 0.1% support just dropping him from a helicopter into the ocean.