Achy Breaky Heart
Posted on 03/12/2022 9:40:13 AM PST by shadowlands1960
U.S.—Thousands of people across the US have been diagnosed with some form of myocarditis, a potentially deadly but rare inflammation of the heart muscle. Media reports say the dramatic spike in cases may be linked to the Ukraine crisis.
"Correlation does not equal causation," said CNN anchor Anderson Cooper. "But this time it may. The nation is currently reeling from an uptick in myocarditis cases as Russia invades Ukraine. Honestly, we really can't think of anything else in the world that could possibly be causing this."
According to sources, Cooper had invited Dr. Fauci on the program but couldn't get a hold of him because he'd also been diagnosed with myocarditis.
Rachel Maddow of MSNBC also noted the striking correlation. "As Ukrainians fight for their homeland, are they also suffering from myocarditis?" she said on her program. "It's certainly the case with Americans. Are we, as a nation, so sympathetic for Ukraine's cause that our hearts are literally breaking? This random nuclear scientist says 'yes.'"
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LOL. Love it.
Proud I never got the clot shot.
Soon to be posted in NOTTHEBEE
What evil can Vladimir NOT perpetrate?
Putin Pericarditis.
Using absurdity to point out the absurd.
The Brandon administration itself...especially their gas/global warming caper..gives the whole nation chest pains.
“I’m Unvaccinated. I Vote”
And yet the people who call themselves “Conservative” and “Christian” would re-elect Republican Governor Kay Ivey of Alabama who said there are:
“Normal People”
and
“Unvaccinated People”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9IN3HUPeSXI
“What evil can Vladimir NOT perpetrate?”
Make our energy prices and resulting inflation go up!
Anderson Cooper must be trying to win the Idiot of the Year award in a very full field of expert idiots.
I figured it had to be the Bee. But these days of insanity, you just never know. Anything is possible.
oh God...
I didn’t see the babylon bee until a minute or so...
This is how screwed up our Media truly is...
The Bee almost got me. Again.
Me too.
Can I tell the wife Putin is at fault for me having bad gas?
Damn bee, they always get me for a second, because no matter how absurd a headline is, with demonrats it is always plausable
Okay, it IS the Bee .... but I easily could believe this to be true of the air-headed slugs that call themselves ‘media’.
The Bee is late. That aspersion has already been cast.
Nor I or any of my extended family. And none of us are experiencing Myocarditis or AIDS. Werre I younger maybe I would name a daughter Maya Carditis.
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