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CDC Director Now Says To Just Do Whatever Texas Did 12 Months Ago Health
Babylon Bee ^ | 10 Feb 2022 | Anon

Posted on 02/10/2022 3:50:44 PM PST by Rummyfan

The CDC has released new guidance for how states should deal with the pandemic by telling everyone to just go ahead and do what Texas did 12 months ago.

"Yeah, we were pretty much wrong about literally everything. Sorry about that!" said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky to the press. "It would seem the official science has changed. We should now be doing whatever Texas has been doing for over a year. To be clear, this doesn't mean Texas is good. They're still bad and we hate them. We just want to make sure that's understood."

The gathered journalists then began to scream towards the sky and hyperventilate at the thought of returning to some degree of normalcy, as well as the thought of Texans actually being right about something.

"I recommend we just drop all this and pretend it never happened," said Walensky. "I'm still gonna be paid my salary, right?"

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; canada; convoy; justintrudeau; ottawa

1 posted on 02/10/2022 3:50:44 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

Yup...read the first line twice...and then noticed...THE BEE!!


2 posted on 02/10/2022 3:55:07 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Rummyfan

They’re reading the polls. By October they’ll sound like conservatives.


3 posted on 02/10/2022 3:56:43 PM PST by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: Rummyfan

They’re reading the polls. By October they’ll sound like conservatives.


4 posted on 02/10/2022 3:56:45 PM PST by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: Rummyfan

Or Florida way before that.


5 posted on 02/10/2022 4:00:59 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up....)
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To: HighSierra5

“By October they’ll sound like conservatives.”

I’m sure a large volume of word salad will be generated, explaining how, even though it seems like they saying what the conservatives were condemned for saying 2 years earlier, it’s actually completely different.


6 posted on 02/10/2022 4:08:59 PM PST by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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To: Rummyfan

What happened did the masses finally figure out they’ve been scammed by libtards? 🤪

Slow learners 🙄


7 posted on 02/10/2022 4:10:29 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: Rummyfan
The gathered journalists then began to scream towards the sky and hyperventilate at the thought of returning to some degree of normalcy, as well as the thought of Texans actually being right about something.

ROFL! Well, it took ‘em long enough to figure it out. (Gotta love the Bee.)

8 posted on 02/10/2022 4:13:20 PM PST by Allegra
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To: DesertRhino

-—or South Dakota—


9 posted on 02/10/2022 4:15:08 PM PST by rellimpank (--don't believe anything the media or government says about firearms or explosives--)
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To: Rummyfan

Poor Rochelle is clueless , she’s running in circles screaming


10 posted on 02/10/2022 4:18:01 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: Rummyfan

On a serious side the CDC still recommends washing hands after touching masks.

Why is it OK to not wear a mask when speaking (spraying germs) and required to Don mask right after speaking when you keep your moth shut.

Watched the Ottawas PD press conference and they looked like idiots removing/donning masks as the speakers alternated at the podium.


11 posted on 02/10/2022 4:49:51 PM PST by TexasGator (UF)
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To: Rummyfan

That really is essentially what is going to happen, just not in so many words.


12 posted on 02/10/2022 4:50:03 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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To: Rummyfan
It would seem the official science has changed.

The Bee in a nutshell has captured the whole of the absurdity in this fiasco.

13 posted on 02/10/2022 4:51:47 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: rightwingcrazy

But it IS ‘completely different’ because of who’s saying it.


14 posted on 02/10/2022 5:10:39 PM PST by A strike (Public Health 21st century murder by government. DoktorFauxiMengeleGates to a TerreHaute gurney now)
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