Posted on 02/10/2022 3:50:44 PM PST by Rummyfan
The CDC has released new guidance for how states should deal with the pandemic by telling everyone to just go ahead and do what Texas did 12 months ago.
"Yeah, we were pretty much wrong about literally everything. Sorry about that!" said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky to the press. "It would seem the official science has changed. We should now be doing whatever Texas has been doing for over a year. To be clear, this doesn't mean Texas is good. They're still bad and we hate them. We just want to make sure that's understood."
The gathered journalists then began to scream towards the sky and hyperventilate at the thought of returning to some degree of normalcy, as well as the thought of Texans actually being right about something.
"I recommend we just drop all this and pretend it never happened," said Walensky. "I'm still gonna be paid my salary, right?"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Yup...read the first line twice...and then noticed...THE BEE!!
They’re reading the polls. By October they’ll sound like conservatives.
They’re reading the polls. By October they’ll sound like conservatives.
Or Florida way before that.
“By October they’ll sound like conservatives.”
I’m sure a large volume of word salad will be generated, explaining how, even though it seems like they saying what the conservatives were condemned for saying 2 years earlier, it’s actually completely different.
What happened did the masses finally figure out they’ve been scammed by libtards? 🤪
Slow learners 🙄
ROFL! Well, it took ‘em long enough to figure it out. (Gotta love the Bee.)
-—or South Dakota—
Poor Rochelle is clueless , she’s running in circles screaming
On a serious side the CDC still recommends washing hands after touching masks.
Why is it OK to not wear a mask when speaking (spraying germs) and required to Don mask right after speaking when you keep your moth shut.
Watched the Ottawas PD press conference and they looked like idiots removing/donning masks as the speakers alternated at the podium.
That really is essentially what is going to happen, just not in so many words.
The Bee in a nutshell has captured the whole of the absurdity in this fiasco.
But it IS ‘completely different’ because of who’s saying it.
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