Comrades
Posted on 01/31/2022 4:12:00 PM PST by shadowlands1960
OTTAWA—Socialists around the world are condemning the trucker freedom protest in Canada as the working class unites to defend their human rights.
"When workers of the world unite against overbearing government mandates, that's literal fascism," said a sobbing socialist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau from deep within his top-secret bunker underneath Washington, D.C. "True, compassionate socialism is when the government partners with private corporations to force experimental drugs on the populace and threaten their very livelihoods if they don't. Everyone knows that."
According to sources, socialists were initially thrilled by the trucker convoy, as they had mistaken it for a bread line. To their dismay, they soon found out that it was a toxic freedom march organized by the working class against the Canadian bourgeois.
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Western governments are killing satire…it’s become too real to be satire.
Not to be outdone, the dyslexics are planning to untie
That is savage satire. Hilarious stuff.
But this is workers uniting against the government instead of a free market. This is Marx’s nightmare.
That wins the internet tonight!
(I would too if I were them, it's good stuff!)
When did the Bee give up satire?
This is up there for one of their all-time best headlines.
Workers of all countries, unite.
The Communist Manifesto, 1848
Reads like straight up factual reporting to me - like it used to be done back before journalism was a profession.
The Neo-Marxist: From the workers according to their abilities, to the corporate-government fascists according to the desires.
One thing is consistent across various Western countries. The supposed “worker’s” parties invariably are run by the professional class and absolutely hate the workers.
I saw the headlines and didn’t think it was satire until I saw it was from BB.
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