Posted on 01/18/2022 1:59:00 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have issued a dire warning to the American people that Republicans will steal the election in 2022 by blocking all Democrat efforts to steal the election.
"Republicans want to destroy our democracy by stealing the election, just like Hitler," said Nancy Pelosi in a speech supporting the Voting Rights Act. "If Republicans are not stopped, they will block all our noble efforts to steal the election for ourselves, because Republicans are racist and want to bring back Jim Crow. We cannot allow that!"
The crowd of enthusiastic school kids in the audience who had been bussed in for the speech cheered in agreement.
Democrat strategists agree that their best hope in the midterms is to cheat as much as possible. They warn that if their cheating is stopped by Republicans, Republican candidates may win, which is the same thing as literal fascism.
"When Democrats cheat, that's just Democracy as Martin Luther King intended," said Pelosi. "When Republicans stop Democrats from cheating, that's an unfair attack on Democracy itself. We will not rest until the will of felons, illegal immigrants, and dead people are heard and every vote is counted!"
Republicans started to say something in objection but stopped short after being told that was cheating.
The Bee is now reporting real news?
The Bee is losing some of its authenticity. Republicans don’t back down when they’re called cheaters. It’s when they’re called racists. LOL
the dems are sure pi..... that they can’t do mail in 100%.
-PJ
Wow !
That ain’t no satire fo sure.
Perfect.
Don’t worry - when the Right To Cheat act is passed there won’t be any Republicans left to worry about.
HAHAHAHAHA that has to be the funniest headline in a long time.
Sadly it is also true.
Satire yes, but not far from the truth.
The democrats should just come out and admit that what they’re really trying to do is make Republicans and Republicanism illegal. That’s exactly what the hardcore marxist/fascist left wants.
“The Bee is now reporting real news?”
They have been for a while.
LOL.
I sure hope it’s not fiction. The Republicans need a plan to stop the Democrat steal.
<P?Crying foul after it’s done doesn’t work. Courts won’t listen. Only some Republican states will audit votes.
Sums up why we're here.
bum p
It’s been doing that a lot lately.
If you vote Republican you’ll be banned from social media for misinformation because your mail-in ballots have already been counted as straight Democratic ticket. It’s justice and all that.
Nailed it as always.
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