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Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/13/21

Posted on 12/13/2021 11:40:05 AM PST by Pollard

NORTH POLE—Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating every field in the North Pole’s annual Female Reindeer Games.

“Rolanda is a shining beacon for young, female reindeer in more ways than one,” stated the president of the North Pole Reindeer Games Committee, Bob Chairman. “She has shattered records in every event she has entered, which says so much about the physical potential of all female reindeer.”

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 12/13/2021 11:40:05 AM PST by Pollard
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To: Pollard

Doe’s Beotchs wont be callin Rolanda names no mo


2 posted on 12/13/2021 11:47:30 AM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: Pollard

That is funny!


3 posted on 12/13/2021 11:48:01 AM PST by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: Pollard

Is this a joke? In reality only female reindeer keep antlers in winter, but this is some twisted BS. Has to be the bee...


4 posted on 12/13/2021 11:48:34 AM PST by M_Continuum
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To: Pollard

Okay, it is the bee. Hard to tell anymore


5 posted on 12/13/2021 11:50:39 AM PST by M_Continuum
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To: Pollard
Came in first place again coach!


6 posted on 12/13/2021 11:51:36 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 73 days away from outliving John Hughes)
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To: Daffynition

Don’t miss Rolanda’s photo at the link.

The deer can be anything they want to be. Case in point..

We’ve got some new arrivals in the ‘hood this winter — a doe and her mini-me, darling little girl.

Their faces are shorter than typical for deer, and this is exaggerated of course with the cute baby face on the fawn.

They have whispy eyes with thin white outlines, and a thick white stripe across the top of their noses. They are also dressed warmly in matching winter coats.

Result... donkeys! Hilarious. They must be keeping watch for the Holy Family, in case someone needs a ride or a snuggle.

The Lord always provides.


7 posted on 12/13/2021 12:02:47 PM PST by Ezekiel ("Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars.)
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To: M_Continuum
https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/animal-health-literacy/fun-facts-about-reindeer-and-caribou has a quiz which asked whether Rudolph was male or female based on that fact. It also had:

The antiparasitic drug ivermectin is FDA-approved to treat and control warbles in reindeer. Warbles is a parasitic infection caused by the reindeer warble fly. The fly’s larvae can penetrate the reindeers’ skin, causing harm to the milk, meat, and hides of domesticated herds. The larvae can also cause disease in people.

So be sure to tell your doctor that you caught warbles at a reindeer petting zoo to get your ivermectin.

8 posted on 12/13/2021 12:05:18 PM PST by KarlInOhio ("Anti-fascist" is from the official name of the Berlin Wall: Anti-fascist Protection Barrier.)
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To: Pollard

LOL.

5.56mm


9 posted on 12/13/2021 12:10:06 PM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: Pollard
IMG-6508
10 posted on 12/13/2021 12:12:30 PM PST by PGR88
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To: Pollard

Lordy how I love the Bee


11 posted on 12/13/2021 12:21:25 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Pollard

As soon as the smile hit my face...I looked...sure enough...THE BEE!!


12 posted on 12/13/2021 12:32:09 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Pollard

13 posted on 12/13/2021 12:38:28 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Fauci is a despicable little turd)
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To: Pollard

Funny!

Did anybody happen to see that Bishop Dorfler of Marquette issued a letter a couple of days ago essentially excommunicating “transgenders,” that is, people who defy God by attempting to change their God-given sex, which of course is not possible anyway. They’re not supposed to go to Communion, receive any of the other sacraments except Penance, be godparents, be in any ecclesiastical position, etc.

This probably applies to reindeer too.


14 posted on 12/13/2021 12:43:56 PM PST by livius
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To: KarlInOhio

Or a sleigh ride


15 posted on 12/13/2021 1:20:05 PM PST by M_Continuum
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To: Pollard

Then there was Adolph the brown nosed reindeer. He ran as fast as Rudolph, but he just couldn’t stop as fast.😃😄😃


16 posted on 12/13/2021 1:36:14 PM PST by Impala64ssa (If a liar's pants really did catch on fire CNN and MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
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To: Pollard

LEAVE ROLANDA ALONE!!!!!!

And Brandon too.

You terrible neanderthal Freepers.

;-)


17 posted on 12/13/2021 7:18:08 PM PST by Sapwolf (Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
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To: Sapwolf

Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand why she walk like a woman but talk like a man oh my Lola


18 posted on 12/13/2021 8:48:16 PM PST by Pollard (PureBlood -- youtube.com/watch?v=VXm0fkDituE)
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