Posted on 12/13/2021 11:40:05 AM PST by Pollard
NORTH POLE—Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating every field in the North Pole’s annual Female Reindeer Games.
“Rolanda is a shining beacon for young, female reindeer in more ways than one,” stated the president of the North Pole Reindeer Games Committee, Bob Chairman. “She has shattered records in every event she has entered, which says so much about the physical potential of all female reindeer.”
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Doe’s Beotchs wont be callin Rolanda names no mo
That is funny!
Is this a joke? In reality only female reindeer keep antlers in winter, but this is some twisted BS. Has to be the bee...
Okay, it is the bee. Hard to tell anymore
Don’t miss Rolanda’s photo at the link.
The deer can be anything they want to be. Case in point..
We’ve got some new arrivals in the ‘hood this winter — a doe and her mini-me, darling little girl.
Their faces are shorter than typical for deer, and this is exaggerated of course with the cute baby face on the fawn.
They have whispy eyes with thin white outlines, and a thick white stripe across the top of their noses. They are also dressed warmly in matching winter coats.
Result... donkeys! Hilarious. They must be keeping watch for the Holy Family, in case someone needs a ride or a snuggle.
The Lord always provides.
The antiparasitic drug ivermectin is FDA-approved to treat and control warbles in reindeer. Warbles is a parasitic infection caused by the reindeer warble fly. The fly’s larvae can penetrate the reindeers’ skin, causing harm to the milk, meat, and hides of domesticated herds. The larvae can also cause disease in people.
So be sure to tell your doctor that you caught warbles at a reindeer petting zoo to get your ivermectin.
LOL.
5.56mm
Lordy how I love the Bee
As soon as the smile hit my face...I looked...sure enough...THE BEE!!
Funny!
Did anybody happen to see that Bishop Dorfler of Marquette issued a letter a couple of days ago essentially excommunicating “transgenders,” that is, people who defy God by attempting to change their God-given sex, which of course is not possible anyway. They’re not supposed to go to Communion, receive any of the other sacraments except Penance, be godparents, be in any ecclesiastical position, etc.
This probably applies to reindeer too.
Or a sleigh ride
Then there was Adolph the brown nosed reindeer. He ran as fast as Rudolph, but he just couldn’t stop as fast.😃😄😃
LEAVE ROLANDA ALONE!!!!!!
And Brandon too.
You terrible neanderthal Freepers.
;-)
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand why she walk like a woman but talk like a man oh my Lola
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