Press photo of Atty Hutz in court.
I am sure that he couldn't do worse than the ambulance chasers leading this farce.
Posted on 11/10/2021 6:41:02 AM PST by texas booster
KENOSHA, WI—As the prosecution rests its case in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, state officials expressed regret over hiring lawyer Lionel Hutz to lead the prosecution.
"We were told he was one of the best," said the mayor of Kenosha, Bob Kenosha. "Some guy down at Moe's Tavern told us he was the man for the job. I'm feeling pretty disappointed right now."
According to sources, Hutz brought in video evidence of Rittenhouse's innocence and coached his witnesses to testify that they pointed a gun at the defendant first.
"Apparently, Lionel Hutz thought he was on the defense team," said Mayor Kenosha. "We tried to tell him he was actually the prosecutor but it was too late. Then he tried to stop everything by saying 'objection' over and over and then tried to distract the jury by removing his pants."
In the end, Hutz moved for a "bad court thingy"—which apparently meant a mistrial—but was denied by the judge.
Did The Simpsons Show predict everything that is to come?
The facts would not change...
Ahh - the Bee. Missed that initially.
I guess the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer wasn’t available.
The Most Blatant Case Of Fraudulent Advertising Since My Suit Against The Film “The Neverending Story”.
Press photo of Atty Hutz in court.
I am sure that he couldn't do worse than the ambulance chasers leading this farce.
I didn’t read the byline: My only thought was, ‘the name of the mayor of Kenosha is Bob Kenosha?”
Then I saw it was the bee.
Wanting a “do over” already huh? It don’t work like that.
When this is over this kid needs to sue every one in sight in civil court within an inch of their life.
Facts?
Since when have leftists ever cared about facts when conducting a show trial?
Remember - this is from the Babylon Bee.
More accurate than APCNNABCPMSNBCCBS et al.
Back when snl was still funny.....its been a while
Both played by Phil Hartman, by the way.
I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile! God bless The Bee.
The Bee got me again, Ha ha!
I guess Michael Nifong wasn’t available. (Yes I know he was disbarred.)
Oh SH!T...... he’s not a deception???
I missed the mayors name ...
But when I saw "Moe's Tavern" I thought - wait, there's a Moe's Tavern in Kenosha!?
[explosive laughter]
Do I still get paid?
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