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McAuliffe: ‘I’ll Be Back And I’ll Get Your Children If It’s The Last Thing I Do!’
Babylon Bee ^
| 11/03/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 11/03/2021 10:52:07 AM PDT by DFG
RICHMOND, VA—In a blistering concession speech after losing the race for Virginia Governor, Terry McAuliffe vowed that he would return and that he would get everyone's children if it's the last thing he ever does.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" said McAuliffe, angrily shaking his fist. "I'll have my revenge! I'll come back and I'll get your kids! We'll brainwash them and there's nothing you can do about it! There's no escape! MUAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The failed candidate then threw a smoke bomb and disappeared from the stage in a cloud of purple smoke.
Experts warn that McAuliffe is still out there somewhere plotting his revenge, to one day come back and steal all the children and lock them away in state indoctrination centers forever. "We have to be vigilant," said one parent.
According to several anonymous sources, McAuliffe was last seen at Walmart buying more tiki torches.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: andyourlittledogtoo; babylonbee; children; glennyoungkin; mcauliffe; princessblanding; terrymcauliffe; thebabylonbee; tiki; virginia
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posted on
11/03/2021 10:52:07 AM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
“...and your little dog too!”
2
posted on
11/03/2021 10:53:12 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
To: DFG
and your little dogs too!
3
posted on
11/03/2021 10:53:14 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
To: rfp1234
Dang it Nijaed! Well played!
4
posted on
11/03/2021 10:53:36 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
To: DFG
Slowly but surely the Clintonites are getting their beat down.
5
posted on
11/03/2021 10:55:16 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)
To: MNJohnnie
LOL
I just came in here to say just that !!!
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
LOL, The Babylon Bee may not be satire eventually.
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:03:39 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: DFG
The left has gone so far into the realm of insanity, that it took me a couple of minutes of reading to realize this was satire by the The Babylon Bee.
To: DFG
9
posted on
11/03/2021 11:05:19 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: DFG
Then….”I’m melting…oh what a world what a world”
10
posted on
11/03/2021 11:05:20 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: DFG
The failed candidate then threw a smoke bomb and disappeared from the stage in a cloud of purple smoke. But not before breaking into dance and singing:
11
posted on
11/03/2021 11:07:57 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: DFG
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:08:12 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: DFG
McAuliffe: ‘I’ll Be Back And I’ll Get Your Children If It’s The Last Thing I Do!’Not sure this is satire, might be clairvoyance.
13
posted on
11/03/2021 11:09:43 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: DFG
Waiting for the FACT Check.
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:11:02 AM PDT
by
Do_Tar
(Do I really need a /sarc?)
To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
No kidding!
Yesterday was a terrible blow to the Democrats.
Couldn’t have happened to a greater bunch of morons.
There are some good Dems, like DAlan ershowitz (?), but they are few and far between.
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:11:32 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
To: 1Old Pro
Somebody needs to raid the Podesta dungeons and free those children.
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:12:27 AM PDT
by
cnsmom
To: Magnum44
I have got to see the video!
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:12:59 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
To: DFG
“This is gonna hurt, and its gonna hurt for a long time”...
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:13:42 AM PDT
by
Mashood
To: 1Old Pro
But don't underestimate them. They have been way too lucky in the past. They seem to have “supernatural” support and seem to skate around illegalities that the average person would be tossed in jail for.
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:23:58 AM PDT
by
dhs12345
To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...
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posted on
11/03/2021 11:30:01 AM PDT
by
bitt
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