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7 Clever Ways To Scare Off Biden's Door-To-Door Vaccine Evangelists
Babylon Bee ^
| 07/08/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 07/08/2021 2:44:36 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:44:36 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
Offer them a wire brush and say, “Go **** yourself with this.” Would that work?
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:46:29 PM PDT
by
Fai Mao
(I don't think we have enough telephone poles.)
To: DFG
Sneeze into your right palm and then offer your hand for a handshake.
....bet that sends the rascals scampering....
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:46:34 PM PDT
by
ptsal
(Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
To: DFG
offer to exchange a watchtower magazine
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:48:03 PM PDT
by
mt tom
( )
To: DFG
5
posted on
07/08/2021 2:48:16 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The democrats have just replaced KKK with CRT. /Kevin McCarty 7/6/21)
To: DFG
Make your doorbell play The Star-Spangled Banner.
-PJ
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:49:37 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: DFG
Answer the door naked. For most of us that will be a scary and terrifying sight. Just make sure it is not the local church lady’s auxiliary.
To: DFG
Sic the dogs on them.
I’m ny case, I’ll sic the cat on them. She’s feisty as they come, all claws and teeth.
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:54:30 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: DFG
If you live in the South, tell them an alligator or a coral snake was spotted in your yard an hour ago and that you cannot guarantee their safety.
If you live somewhere else, tell them there is a rabid skunk that has taken up residence in your bushes and you actually thought they (the vax people) were Animal Control.
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:55:58 PM PDT
by
CheshireTheCat
("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
To: DFG
OK, I get the satirical intent, but this is actually pretty valid.
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:57:13 PM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(Enough. Divide the country.. now. )
To: DFG
I like greeting them at the door with a war weapon in your hands.
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:59:25 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: DFG
Straight to #7.
Let the Dobes do the talking.
I got nothing to say to those people.
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:59:33 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(I Ride By Night And I Travel In Fear, That In This Darkness, I Will Disappear....)
To: DFG
Hang a sign on the door: “Knock if you know Trump won!”
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posted on
07/08/2021 3:01:25 PM PDT
by
glennaro
(Dennis Prager: "Until it's safe" means "Never")
To: mt tom
Ask them if they “know Fauci as their lord and savior”
To: DFG
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posted on
07/08/2021 3:02:54 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Veto!
I just told my doctor’s office “ no thanks” and they never mentioned it again. Every year I’m asked if I’ve gotten my flu shot and I just them there’s not one with my name on it. If they come knocking on my door I’ll tell them I’ve already taken care of it and shut the door.
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posted on
07/08/2021 3:03:15 PM PDT
by
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
To: BullwinkleMoose
Back in the day, my stepfather would do just that if he saw the (insert religious sect here) coming his way from down the block.
To: DFG
I plan to slam the door in their faces.
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posted on
07/08/2021 3:04:58 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: DFG
I am pre-staging a MAGA hat at the doorway. That is a winning move.
To: SkyDancer
Should anyone plan on greeting with any kind of a weapon, you better have the entire situation video recorded for the potential lawsuit.
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posted on
07/08/2021 3:08:07 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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