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Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
Babylon Bee ^ | 23 June 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/23/2021 6:23:53 PM PDT by Rummyfan

The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.

All over the nation, American citizens were seen parking their brand-new F-15s in their driveways and garages. Some wealthier Americans purchased the F-22, while less fortunate citizens were forced to buy the F-35 joint fighter. But no matter what craft they chose, American citizens said they were just glad to finally be protected against a tyrannical government.

"I need an F-15 to beat the government? Say no more, fam!" said one man in New Hampshire as he happily rushed out to his local F-15 dealer to pick up the latest model. "Before, I thought my AR-15 would be enough, but when Biden pointed out that the U.S. government has fighter jets and I only have an assault rifle, I realized I really needed to beef up my anti-tyranny defense systems."

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I want one!
1 posted on 06/23/2021 6:23:53 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

That was quick. The Bee is good.


2 posted on 06/23/2021 6:24:41 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: Rummyfan

Parking is tight for me in the burbs so maybe a Harrier?


3 posted on 06/23/2021 6:26:07 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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To: Rummyfan

Senile Joe thought he was being clever, except we all know that the USA could not defeat a bunch of ragheads in 20 years.


4 posted on 06/23/2021 6:27:25 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents)(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Rummyfan

Excellent advice from Mr Biden. He deserves credit where credit is due. I will order my F-35 from Amazon today!


5 posted on 06/23/2021 6:28:04 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not created, they're excreted." Cicero 2000 years ago)
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To: Rummyfan

I was hopin’ somebody would post this.


6 posted on 06/23/2021 6:28:08 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Rummyfan

ROFL!!!


7 posted on 06/23/2021 6:28:15 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Rummyfan

LOL.

Who is faster? The pen or the F-15?

5.56mm


8 posted on 06/23/2021 6:28:18 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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To: Rummyfan

If it’s close in you’d be better off with an F16.


9 posted on 06/23/2021 6:28:35 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: Rummyfan

Do they have a model with more head and leg room..?


10 posted on 06/23/2021 6:29:20 PM PDT by mewzilla (Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
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To: faithhopecharity

Amazon Prime. Free Shipping!


11 posted on 06/23/2021 6:30:16 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: mewzilla

We may have to pool funds to go in on ONE 😁


12 posted on 06/23/2021 6:30:27 PM PDT by Jane Long (America, Bless God....blessed be the Nation 🙏🏻🇺🇸)
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To: Jane Long

And we need to get the base trim.


13 posted on 06/23/2021 6:31:32 PM PDT by mewzilla (Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
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To: Rummyfan

How much is an F15 these days? I may have to take out a second mortgage.


14 posted on 06/23/2021 6:31:51 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I love my country. It’s my government that I hate.)
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To: Jane Long

I’ll need some lessons.


15 posted on 06/23/2021 6:32:05 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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To: Rummyfan

Are A-10’s cheaper?


16 posted on 06/23/2021 6:32:24 PM PDT by Adder ("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
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To: Rummyfan

Well, you might not be able to buy one of those, but you can get a F104, or a Mig21, etc. I guess you can even get a F4F.


17 posted on 06/23/2021 6:32:24 PM PDT by crz
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To: Lurkinanloomin

Exactly, given our Defense budget the Taliban should have been history in hours. Now try defeating more than 80 million people, some of whom live in equally inhospitable environments.

Abe had a horrid time in the South, for example, despite vastly superior numbers in every category. (Don’t take this to mean I wish Abe hadn’t won, he was a great man. Guess that cancels me for saying so.)


18 posted on 06/23/2021 6:34:10 PM PDT by packagingguy
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To: Rummyfan

I live on a gravel road. Can I get all terrain tires for one?


19 posted on 06/23/2021 6:34:46 PM PDT by Pollard
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To: Jeff Chandler

I was thinking of an F18 cabriolet.

20 posted on 06/23/2021 6:34:46 PM PDT by D Rider ( )
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