Posted on 06/23/2021 6:23:53 PM PDT by Rummyfan
The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
All over the nation, American citizens were seen parking their brand-new F-15s in their driveways and garages. Some wealthier Americans purchased the F-22, while less fortunate citizens were forced to buy the F-35 joint fighter. But no matter what craft they chose, American citizens said they were just glad to finally be protected against a tyrannical government.
"I need an F-15 to beat the government? Say no more, fam!" said one man in New Hampshire as he happily rushed out to his local F-15 dealer to pick up the latest model. "Before, I thought my AR-15 would be enough, but when Biden pointed out that the U.S. government has fighter jets and I only have an assault rifle, I realized I really needed to beef up my anti-tyranny defense systems."
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That was quick. The Bee is good.
Parking is tight for me in the burbs so maybe a Harrier?
Senile Joe thought he was being clever, except we all know that the USA could not defeat a bunch of ragheads in 20 years.
Excellent advice from Mr Biden. He deserves credit where credit is due. I will order my F-35 from Amazon today!
I was hopin’ somebody would post this.
ROFL!!!
LOL.
Who is faster? The pen or the F-15?
5.56mm
If it’s close in you’d be better off with an F16.
Do they have a model with more head and leg room..?
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We may have to pool funds to go in on ONE 😁
And we need to get the base trim.
How much is an F15 these days? I may have to take out a second mortgage.
I’ll need some lessons.
Are A-10’s cheaper?
Well, you might not be able to buy one of those, but you can get a F104, or a Mig21, etc. I guess you can even get a F4F.
Exactly, given our Defense budget the Taliban should have been history in hours. Now try defeating more than 80 million people, some of whom live in equally inhospitable environments.
Abe had a horrid time in the South, for example, despite vastly superior numbers in every category. (Don’t take this to mean I wish Abe hadn’t won, he was a great man. Guess that cancels me for saying so.)
I live on a gravel road. Can I get all terrain tires for one?
I was thinking of an F18 cabriolet.
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