Posted on 06/06/2021 9:18:59 AM PDT by SamAdams76
OK, maybe not exactly the most substantive post you will read on Free Republic today. I'm sure humblegunner will weigh in at some point. I understand if you want to just pass it by. After all, I had a fender-bender with a gender-bender just yesterday. What can I say, it's been a rather bizarre weekend all around. But at least the temperature finally hit the low 90s here in Southern Connecticut so it finally feels like summer.
So I'm just sitting out on my shaded deck reading a copy of Outrage, Inc by Derek Hunter and listening to PRIME COUNTRY on SiriusXM.
I am looking at my bare feet and seeing that the gap between the big and second toe on my left foot resembles Lake Michigan. What else can I possibly add to this utterly nonsensical post?
I have never liked the name for “Duck Duck Go” for the same reasons.
Others have no problem with it.
I now realize that trying to explain to others why I don’t like it is futile.
You only get deep sighs and eye rolls.
Pictures! Pictures!
How about your navel? Does it look anything like the Richat Structure?
Check it out, at least there’s a word for doing so.
Omphaloscopy.
LMAO.
I reminded of my grandfather who would hand his grandkids his Prince Albert Tobacco can and ask how many 9's can you find in the sketch of Prince Albert. All the kids got the easy nine, his ear, but, there were 6-7 more to be found. I don't think any kid found them all.
LOL. I use “Deedig” (for DDG) to describe a DuckDuckGo search.
Well at least there’s no jokes about the Scandanavian portion of the map of the European Union.
Yes, cheese is to be found in my space this afternoon.
Hope that bottle runs out before you notice the resemblance to the Inward Passage.
I got a dollar for anyone who knows what sitcom this dialog came from:
I had the most wonderful
day today, Brother Ralph.
I stared at my
hand for two hours.
I had forgotten the
beauty of my hand.
It's sort of like Xerox. People will often say they "Xeroxed" something even though they might have copied it on a Konica Minolta device.
I "Konica Minolted" it just doesn't have the same ring as "Xeroxed."
Xerox and Google have great brand names that cause people to use them as a verb. What can I say?
It's a sign
Of what I'm not sure, but it's a sign of something!
They stopped the coup de toe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJTe0-XGQVU
And the pinky toe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbcHICAV8Ew
Are you SURE that you didn’t incur injury from your gender bender? /s
DDG and it's fun to say too. Try it. DDG you see that g,g,gap between my t,t,toes?
Brands like Xerox, Google and Band-Aid have become what is known as a “trademarked eponym” — meaning the name of the brand has taken on a common usage as a noun, verb or adjective. Other lesser-known eponyms include “aspirin” and “thermos,” both of which originated as brand names. :-)
Now, when I take my walks along the south shore, I’ll think of you. Maybe I’ll stop for a Boston Lager on the way back.
I’d say Double
You’re dosage
Or
Cut it in Half!
What ever you’re
On
Ain’t Working!
/$
I have an appointment for Thursday morning
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