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The gap between my big toe and second toe resembles a map of Lake Michigan.

Posted on 06/06/2021 9:18:59 AM PDT by SamAdams76

OK, maybe not exactly the most substantive post you will read on Free Republic today. I'm sure humblegunner will weigh in at some point. I understand if you want to just pass it by. After all, I had a fender-bender with a gender-bender just yesterday. What can I say, it's been a rather bizarre weekend all around. But at least the temperature finally hit the low 90s here in Southern Connecticut so it finally feels like summer.

So I'm just sitting out on my shaded deck reading a copy of Outrage, Inc by Derek Hunter and listening to PRIME COUNTRY on SiriusXM.

I am looking at my bare feet and seeing that the gap between the big and second toe on my left foot resembles Lake Michigan. What else can I possibly add to this utterly nonsensical post?


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To: SamAdams76

I have never liked the name for “Duck Duck Go” for the same reasons.
Others have no problem with it.

I now realize that trying to explain to others why I don’t like it is futile.
You only get deep sighs and eye rolls.


21 posted on 06/06/2021 9:35:39 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: ZOOKER

Pictures! Pictures!


22 posted on 06/06/2021 9:39:18 AM PDT by Exit148
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To: SamAdams76

How about your navel? Does it look anything like the Richat Structure?
Check it out, at least there’s a word for doing so.
Omphaloscopy.


23 posted on 06/06/2021 9:41:37 AM PDT by Buttons12 ( )
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To: SamAdams76
ufmvy
24 posted on 06/06/2021 9:42:10 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Bell Bouy II

LMAO.


25 posted on 06/06/2021 9:42:39 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("And once in a night I dreamed you were there; I canceled my flight from going nowhere.")
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To: SamAdams76

I reminded of my grandfather who would hand his grandkids his Prince Albert Tobacco can and ask how many 9's can you find in the sketch of Prince Albert. All the kids got the easy nine, his ear, but, there were 6-7 more to be found. I don't think any kid found them all.

26 posted on 06/06/2021 9:44:03 AM PDT by blam
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To: SamAdams76

LOL. I use “Deedig” (for DDG) to describe a DuckDuckGo search.


27 posted on 06/06/2021 9:45:32 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("And once in a night I dreamed you were there; I canceled my flight from going nowhere.")
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To: SamAdams76

Well at least there’s no jokes about the Scandanavian portion of the map of the European Union.


28 posted on 06/06/2021 9:46:12 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: Noumenon

Yes, cheese is to be found in my space this afternoon.


29 posted on 06/06/2021 9:46:56 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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To: SamAdams76

Hope that bottle runs out before you notice the resemblance to the Inward Passage.


30 posted on 06/06/2021 9:48:42 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The veil of civilization is only 9 meals thick. )
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To: SamAdams76

I got a dollar for anyone who knows what sitcom this dialog came from:

I had the most wonderful
day today, Brother Ralph.

I stared at my
hand for two hours.

I had forgotten the
beauty of my hand.


31 posted on 06/06/2021 9:51:20 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: Alberta's Child
If I told people I "duck-duck-goed" shmekel, they would look at me like I'm strange. So I had to say I googled shmekel instead, so they would not think me strange.

It's sort of like Xerox. People will often say they "Xeroxed" something even though they might have copied it on a Konica Minolta device.

I "Konica Minolted" it just doesn't have the same ring as "Xeroxed."

Xerox and Google have great brand names that cause people to use them as a verb. What can I say?

32 posted on 06/06/2021 9:52:28 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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To: SamAdams76
I am looking at my bare feet and seeing that the gap between the big and second toe on my left foot resembles Lake Michigan.

It's a sign

Of what I'm not sure, but it's a sign of something!

33 posted on 06/06/2021 9:57:16 AM PDT by GaryCrow
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To: Grampa Dave

They stopped the coup de toe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJTe0-XGQVU

And the pinky toe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbcHICAV8Ew


34 posted on 06/06/2021 9:59:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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To: SamAdams76

Are you SURE that you didn’t incur injury from your gender bender? /s


35 posted on 06/06/2021 9:59:42 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: SamAdams76
I wish DuckDuckGo had a better name.

DDG and it's fun to say too. Try it. DDG you see that g,g,gap between my t,t,toes?

36 posted on 06/06/2021 10:03:36 AM PDT by Pollard
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To: SamAdams76

Brands like Xerox, Google and Band-Aid have become what is known as a “trademarked eponym” — meaning the name of the brand has taken on a common usage as a noun, verb or adjective. Other lesser-known eponyms include “aspirin” and “thermos,” both of which originated as brand names. :-)


37 posted on 06/06/2021 10:08:16 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("And once in a night I dreamed you were there; I canceled my flight from going nowhere.")
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To: SamAdams76

Now, when I take my walks along the south shore, I’ll think of you. Maybe I’ll stop for a Boston Lager on the way back.


38 posted on 06/06/2021 10:13:07 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: SamAdams76

I’d say Double
You’re dosage
Or
Cut it in Half!
What ever you’re
On
Ain’t Working!
/$


39 posted on 06/06/2021 10:20:38 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (Be Still and Know that I Am God. Rev 19)
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To: Big Red Badger

I have an appointment for Thursday morning


40 posted on 06/06/2021 10:22:23 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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