Joe Biden Will Undergo Medical Exam After Lump Spotted On His Head Last Week During Press Event

Conservative Brief ^ | 5/12 | Carmine Sabia

[TrumpianRepublican]

Before the 2020 presidential election, many voters wanted to know the details of the health information on Joe Biden, and many did not believe that the information they did get was satisfactory.

But now more answers will come as the White House has confirmed that Biden will be getting a medical checkup and the results will be shared with everyone, Fox News reported.

"The President is planning to have a checkup later this year, and the results will be released to the public," Andrew Bates, the White House deputy press secretary, said to Fox News.

[chuckee]

They are, of course, lying. With a lump that large, I’m sure Biden has already had the exam. They are prepping the ultimate message that Biden will have to be replaced so it is less of a shock when it is actually announced.

[Radix]

Lobotomy swelling has yet to recede.

[4bye4]

I bet he hated getting mail as a child....

Dear Master Bates

Well they began that way when I was a kid lol

[Huskrrrr]

Joe is pining for the fjords.

[kelly4c]

Hey that reminds me, isn’t the AC supposed to have a deadly head wound that heals and everyone is surprised? Or am I taking those verses too literally?

[al baby]

they do look like shoe laces

[viewfromthefrontier]

I have been saying since December when Joe goes to his infernal reward the next VP will been a RINO.

Hmmm... Might explain Liz Cheney's rise on the attention-o-meter.

[al baby]

She is so fine i have been hoping to grow a lipoma so i can meet her

[larrytown]

Bunker heck - gonna head out to an open field and wait for the long awaited!

[Magnum44]

[gundog]

Harris will be the first, and last, female president. Maybe the last president.

[Mouton]

Lobotomy swelling has yet to recede.

I guess they could not find a competent micro surgeon.

[DesertRhino]

Looks like the McCain tumor.

[hsmomx3]

I, too, remember that!

[Grampa Dave]

Nanzci will not become president if Biden not longer among the living:

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/oct/11/facebook-posts/if-president-biden-left-office-nancy-pelosi-would-/#

[heavy metal]

it’s not a tumor...

[kabar]

Later this year...released to the public.

Sounds like a delaying tactic. Sort of like appointing a commission to investigate something.

[Ann Archy]

And he’s not getting it checked out until LATER THIS YEAR!!!

[bobbo666]

A lump? Hmm, my guess is that it is the 2nd (of two - total) functioning brain cells struggling to get out and away from the other. How’d you like to be confined inside BeijingBiden’s skull?

[Whatever Works]

Is his brain falling out? Will anybody notice?