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Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes
BABYLON BEE.com ^ | 2/27/2021

Posted on 02/27/2021 8:26:53 AM PST by KeyLargo

Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes

SYRIA—Facing the coming wrath of President Biden, Middle Easterners turned to the only possible means of escape: painting their doorposts with the colors of the transgender flag.

"Please, O Angel of Death, pass us by!" cried one man as Predator drones flew by, raining the wrath of Biden from above. "I support your social justice causes, see? You can pass right on by! No problems with you here! We love you, President Biden! So proud to be bombed by a female vice president of color for the first time! Historic!"

He then heard a missile coming in his general direction and scrambled inside to avoid getting blown up by the air-to-ground ordinance.

Biden's drones have been programmed to ignore those homes that display the right social justice slogans, like transgender flags, Biden-Harris signs, and those obnoxious signs with all those leftist altruisms. Warning drones flew overhead before Biden's most recent strike, warning citizens to flee from the wrath to come by painting the pink, white, and blue colors above and beside their doors. A sacrifice of a family's firstborn straight child is also acceptable, in the name of equality.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; education; socialjustice; transgender

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1 posted on 02/27/2021 8:26:53 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo

Aaalmost got me, Bee!

Almost!


2 posted on 02/27/2021 8:29:34 AM PST by freedumb2003 (No matter what, resist and stop the agenda of blow bidet and hairass the whore)
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To: freedumb2003

LOL!


3 posted on 02/27/2021 8:30:50 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

How Middle Easterners can avoid the True Internationaladapressure.

DANG!


4 posted on 02/27/2021 8:34:28 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (GOP-free since 10/9/20)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Liberty & Freedom / NWO / Tyranny

Biden Voters Start Posting Ls After He Bombs Syria, Hilarious Memes Follow

by Guest Post · Published February 27, 2021 · Updated February 26, 2021

Biden Voters Start Posting Ls After He Bombs Syria, Hilarious Memes Follow By Bonchie for Red State

Yesterday, the United States did what it does best in the Middle East. Namely, we bombed some more stuff, this time in retaliation for a rocket strike, reportedly carried out by Iranian-backed militias, that took place in Iraq.

As I wrote this morning, the tongue-twisting spin is already in full effect in an attempt to explain how Biden blowing things up in Syria is somehow fundamentally different and legal in comparison to Trump blowing stuff up in Syria (see The Ridiculous Hair Splitting on Biden Bombing Syria Begins). Remember, Democrats were rabidly opposed to Trump’s military strikes in Syria, and they also gnashed their teeth over the killing of Qasem Soleimani.

But to the extent any of the attacks in Syria were legal (and that’s a very open question we should probably deal with at some point), they certainly can’t be separated by some arbitrary standard that presupposes that bombing “non-state” actors in Syria is somehow not still bombing the sovereign nation of Syria. Never mind that we have 900 troops in-country, as well.

Regardless, after Biden gave the go-ahead yesterday and then headed to bed at like six o’clock, some on the left seemed to be having a bit of buyer’s remorse.

https://thedailycoin.org/2021/02/27/biden-voters-start-posting-ls-after-he-bombs-syria-hilarious-memes-follow/


5 posted on 02/27/2021 8:38:07 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo

It is time to stop discriminating against dead voters—they need to be heard from in all opinion polls!


6 posted on 02/27/2021 8:51:10 AM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: KeyLargo

It wasn’t really blowing up, blowing up.


7 posted on 02/27/2021 8:56:03 AM PST by ealgeone
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To: cgbg

And Joe Biden is helping to rid Syria of sexual wierdos, while encouraging his fellow sexual wierdo base in America.

‘No homosexual Muslims’

Syria is majority Muslim, a religion that prohibits same-sex relations.

According to Abo Abdulrahman al-Ansari, a conservative imam and member of the Shariah council in the northwestern Syrian city of Idlib, homosexuality is strictly forbidden.

“I can assure you that there are no homosexual Muslims,” he said. “Its punishment according to Islam is death.”

The religious and societal stigma surrounding homosexuality in Syria means that for many families, having a son or daughter who comes out after escaping the country can bring enormous shame.

Ahmad Hassan’s son Ammar came out as gay after he fled to Germany in 2015.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/lgbtq-syrian-refugees-forced-chose-between-their-families-identity-n1062446


8 posted on 02/27/2021 8:57:30 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: freedumb2003

I though it was real. Got me that’s how screwed up this world has become


9 posted on 02/27/2021 9:18:59 AM PST by panzerkamphwageneinz (0 )
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To: freedumb2003

Watch Snopes go and fact check this.


10 posted on 02/27/2021 9:40:55 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: KeyLargo

Search still works:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3938130/posts


11 posted on 02/27/2021 9:56:24 AM PST by upchuck (When it absolutely, positively has to get there, choose something other than USPS.)
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To: KeyLargo
“I can assure you that there are no homosexual Muslims,” he said. “Its punishment according to Islam is death.”

IIRC, someone asked an Iranian leader (Ahmadinejad?) about gays in Iran, the reply was "There are no gays in Iran", when further pressed he blandly said "If you know of any gays in Iran, name them, tell us who they are..."

12 posted on 02/27/2021 10:02:28 AM PST by null and void (The media decides what news you can see and NOT SEE. But don't you dare call 'em Not-Sees)
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To: KeyLargo

I knew this had to be from the Bee. If Muslims push gays off rooftops and rape lesbians, I’m not sure I want to know what they do to trannies.


13 posted on 02/27/2021 1:06:43 PM PST by FormerFRLurker
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To: freedumb2003

Me, too. I assumed they know what is important to Biden. I still assume Biden is trying to keep Obama-nation’s support. I also now assume Joan Rivers’ joke was NOT a joke.


14 posted on 02/27/2021 1:24:09 PM PST by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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