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Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes (Bee)
Babylon Bee ^ | February 26th, 2021 | staff

Posted on 02/27/2021 5:12:24 AM PST by Rebelbase

SYRIA—Facing the coming wrath of President Biden, Middle Easterners turned to the only possible means of escape: painting their doorposts with the colors of the transgender flag.

"Please, O Angel of Death, pass us by!" cried one man as Predator drones flew by, raining the wrath of Biden from above. "I support your social justice causes, see? You can pass right on by! No problems with you here! We love you, President Biden! So proud to be bombed by a female vice president of color for the first time! Historic!"

He then heard a missile coming in his general direction and scrambled inside to avoid getting blown up by the air-to-ground ordinance.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

1 posted on 02/27/2021 5:12:24 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
those obnoxious signs with all those leftist altruisms

They mean tautologies, not altruisms.

2 posted on 02/27/2021 5:21:49 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Scarcity is real, and reality is not optional." ~ KDW)
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To: pookie18; Rebelbase

3 posted on 02/27/2021 5:23:29 AM PST by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Rebelbase

I didn’t know there is a transgender flag.


4 posted on 02/27/2021 5:23:30 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Travis McGee

Thanks, TM!


5 posted on 02/27/2021 5:32:26 AM PST by pookie18
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To: Travis McGee

I wouldn’t be surprised to see nose art like that these days.


6 posted on 02/27/2021 5:50:05 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Rebelbase

ROFLMAO! Made my morning! Thanks for posting!


7 posted on 02/27/2021 5:52:26 AM PST by Chad C. Mulligan (Eleutheromaniac)
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To: BradyLS

Exactly. Imagine, what officer would stop a “person of color” from putting a BLM sticker on a missile?


8 posted on 02/27/2021 5:52:32 AM PST by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Tax-chick

LOLOL! Love the Bee! They’ve got some thinkers over there! Hey! Perhaps some Freepers awtta email them some subjects for publication! :-)


9 posted on 02/27/2021 6:25:50 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: Rebelbase

*grin*


10 posted on 02/27/2021 7:01:23 AM PST by sauropod (#ImpeachMcConnell. #Resist. #NotMyPresident.)
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To: SgtHooper

They take suggestions from subscribers.


11 posted on 02/27/2021 7:04:00 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Scarcity is real, and reality is not optional." ~ KDW)
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To: Rebelbase

this is great


12 posted on 02/27/2021 8:09:25 AM PST by thinden
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To: Rebelbase
transients got a flag?
13 posted on 02/27/2021 10:22:17 AM PST by Chode (Ashli Babbitt - #SayHerNAME)
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