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Democrats Propose Stopping Coyotes By Distracting Them With Decoy Roadrunners
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/24/2020

Posted on 10/24/2020 4:10:03 PM PDT by DFG

After Trump brought attention to the coyote epidemic at the southern border during the debates, Democrats on Twitter are offering unique solutions to the problem, such as setting up decoy roadrunners to distract the coyotes.

"Everyone knows that a coyote's greatest nemesis is the roadrunner. That's just science," said AOC to reporters. "Trump has done nothing to stop the scourge of deadly coyotes smuggling innocent children into the concentration camps at the southern border. We need to do something with science to make it stop!"

AOC and The Squad have partnered to promote legislation that would require large cardboard cutouts of the roadrunner from the famous Warner Brothers cartoons to be placed every 8 feet at the southern border.

"Why is this the first I'm even hearing about this?" said AOC. "I, like, literally can't believe Trump hasn't done anything about the coyotes. We need to do something now, like this new and ambitious plan to place a million roadrunner decoys throughout the desert!"

According to progressive legislators, the new plan will cost only 800 trillion dollars and will create infinity jobs.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: aoc; babylonbee; buildthewall; coyote; roadrunner
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1 posted on 10/24/2020 4:10:03 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

You have to buy stuff from that ACME company to catch a coyote.


2 posted on 10/24/2020 4:12:45 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: DFG

Dim witted Demon Rats watching the debates actually thought Trump was referring to the “Canis latrans” Animal when referring to Coyotes on the border.

That is the scary part


3 posted on 10/24/2020 4:13:12 PM PDT by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: DFG

The Bee has a hard time topping reality on this one.

The blue checkmark mob on Twitter reminds us to be grateful our enemies are so frikin’ stupid.


4 posted on 10/24/2020 4:14:22 PM PDT by Flick Lives (My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
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To: DFG

LOL


5 posted on 10/24/2020 4:14:23 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: DFG

Especially good! Loved the AOC “quote” LOL


6 posted on 10/24/2020 4:15:41 PM PDT by mombonn (God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.)
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To: shelterguy

All the stuff they’re buying for 800 trillion dollars doesn’t work because it’s all made in China, but on the bright side the Democrats are getting some nice big kickbacks from the Chicoms!


7 posted on 10/24/2020 4:16:12 PM PDT by dowcaet
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To: DFG

Just make sure they keep on ordering online from ACME Prime.


8 posted on 10/24/2020 4:16:22 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: DFG

The folks at Babylon Bee have been doing a great job.


9 posted on 10/24/2020 4:19:57 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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10 posted on 10/24/2020 4:20:30 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is he nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
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To: shelterguy

Like the Super Deluxe Coyote trap that you bait with baby Mexicans.

/s


11 posted on 10/24/2020 4:20:33 PM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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You can paint a lot of railroad tunnels on a lot of walls for $800,000,000,000,000...


12 posted on 10/24/2020 4:21:36 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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8 trillion and infinity LOL


13 posted on 10/24/2020 4:24:35 PM PDT by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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.... coyotes. We need to do something now, like this new and ambitious plan to place a million roadrunner decoys throughout the desert!

That and move those darn deer crossing signs to lower traffic areas where crossing is safer.
14 posted on 10/24/2020 4:33:19 PM PDT by jmclemore (Go Trump)
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To add a little lightness ... THE FINEST Saturday cartoon of all time ever ... snippets ...

Wile E. Coyote's top 10 fails ...

15 posted on 10/24/2020 4:33:20 PM PDT by tinyowl (A is A)
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To: stars & stripes forever

A picture is worth 1000 words!!!!!!!!!!!!!


16 posted on 10/24/2020 4:33:47 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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To: DFG
Now that is funny.


17 posted on 10/24/2020 4:34:59 PM PDT by wastedyears (The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
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Just paint ACME on the border wall!


18 posted on 10/24/2020 4:36:47 PM PDT by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: DFG

Nobody said you have to be smart to be a Democrat.... actually being smart would work against you in that party.


19 posted on 10/24/2020 4:40:28 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (Biden's)
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This is an idea whose time has come.


20 posted on 10/24/2020 4:41:14 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Rome wasn't built in a day. All Hail the night shift!)
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