Posted on 10/24/2020 4:10:03 PM PDT by DFG
After Trump brought attention to the coyote epidemic at the southern border during the debates, Democrats on Twitter are offering unique solutions to the problem, such as setting up decoy roadrunners to distract the coyotes.
"Everyone knows that a coyote's greatest nemesis is the roadrunner. That's just science," said AOC to reporters. "Trump has done nothing to stop the scourge of deadly coyotes smuggling innocent children into the concentration camps at the southern border. We need to do something with science to make it stop!"
AOC and The Squad have partnered to promote legislation that would require large cardboard cutouts of the roadrunner from the famous Warner Brothers cartoons to be placed every 8 feet at the southern border.
"Why is this the first I'm even hearing about this?" said AOC. "I, like, literally can't believe Trump hasn't done anything about the coyotes. We need to do something now, like this new and ambitious plan to place a million roadrunner decoys throughout the desert!"
According to progressive legislators, the new plan will cost only 800 trillion dollars and will create infinity jobs.
You have to buy stuff from that ACME company to catch a coyote.
Dim witted Demon Rats watching the debates actually thought Trump was referring to the “Canis latrans” Animal when referring to Coyotes on the border.
That is the scary part
The Bee has a hard time topping reality on this one.
The blue checkmark mob on Twitter reminds us to be grateful our enemies are so frikin’ stupid.
LOL
Especially good! Loved the AOC “quote” LOL
All the stuff they’re buying for 800 trillion dollars doesn’t work because it’s all made in China, but on the bright side the Democrats are getting some nice big kickbacks from the Chicoms!
Just make sure they keep on ordering online from ACME Prime.
The folks at Babylon Bee have been doing a great job.
Like the Super Deluxe Coyote trap that you bait with baby Mexicans.
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You can paint a lot of railroad tunnels on a lot of walls for $800,000,000,000,000...
8 trillion and infinity LOL
A picture is worth 1000 words!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just paint ACME on the border wall!
Nobody said you have to be smart to be a Democrat.... actually being smart would work against you in that party.
This is an idea whose time has come.
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