Posted on 09/21/2020 1:55:50 PM PDT by EyesOfTX
Creepy Uncle Quid Pro China Joe Biden read yet another TelePrompter speech to yet another imaginary audience on Monday. As usual, the Unfrozen Caveman Candidate’s performance was filled with pratfalls and falsehoods. Here are some of the highlights:
Joe Biden doesn’t know how to put on his completely unnecessary mask. – Biden was back to virtue signaling with the mask again today, and for the second straight day, he wore the mask backwards:
2. Joe Biden doesn’t know which states are Red and which states are Blue. – During his TelePrompter speech, Biden read the following passage:
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Apparently, none of his elder-abusing handlers have bothered to inform him that all three of those states voted for Donald Trump in 2016.
3. Joe Biden is utterly incapable of saying the phrase “200 thousand.” – For the second consecutive day, Biden totally botched the hyper-inflated U.S. COVID-19 death toll, which stands at roughly 200,000. On Sunday, he recited the number as being “200 million.” By Monday, that had become, in Biden’s declining mind, “200.” The man will no doubt next take full credit for saving 198,999,800 American lives.
4. Joe Biden does not know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance. – Here is how he recited the Pledge to end his speech, verbatim:
“I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real.”
“one nation, indivisible, g’oh, you know, the thing!”
You seriously could never, never, ever make this stuff up.
That is all.
Is there a debate countdown clock we can reference, and bet on when it will stop before the first debate?
Betcha Beijing Biden knows the words to the Red China anthem.
Geez even my 5 yr old nephew knows the pledge..but figures Biden wouldn’t know..I mean honestly do any commies know the pledge, or are they too busy stomping on our flag
He does not even know his own name.
Omg Unfrozen-caveman reference, must put meme machine into overdrive. RIP Phil, back when SNL was frequently funny.
Has the Trump campaign started to run ads of Biden messing up? Trump needs to get nasty and ridicule the hell out of Biden beyond Trump rallies, since Democrats do not watch those.
I enjoy Biden gaffes as much as the next guy, but to say Michigan (or the other states mentioned) are “Red” is a heck of a stretch.
Yes, they voted for Trump last time around - but in Michigan’s case, a Republican had not won in Michigan since Reagan.
Everyone I know considers Michigan a “blue” state (as in, unionized, horribly mismanaged, tons of debt from union goody handouts, Dem governor, etc). The fact that Trump won the state last time does not make it a “Red” state by any stretch of the imagination.
Hammer on Biden fairly for any number of side splitting gaffes (my personal favorite is still “lying, dog faced pony soldier”), but this isn’t one.
Surprised he mentioned “under God” this time. Does he think he’s a Republican for goodness sake?
Geez even my 5 yr old nephew knows the pledge..
In his infamous “you know, the thing” he was trying to remember the line, “...we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator...” He knew that for political purposes he had to add “...and women”, but when he did, it scrambled his memory for the next part, which again he likely once had no trouble remembering.
He is ailing. It’s not his fault and there’s likely nothing he can do to stop it. But he clearly is not fit to lead the nation.
Your 5yr old nephew would make a better candidate than Joe.
“Trump needs to get nasty and ridicule the hell out of Biden”
I think “ridicule” is one of the most powerful of Alinsky’s rules. Trump needs to go nuclear on Joe, I don’t care how pitiful Joe is. This is WAR.
Joe Biden: “I pledge allegiance to the flag, ...well you know the rest”!
We are raising my nephew to be a Conservative. I monitor what he is learning during his online class, today my sister posted a video of him singing the song about America, his love for the flag..I LOVED it! He knows the song, Biden would be like “Uh, the thing”
The issue here is not whether those states are really “blue” or “red“.
The issue is that Biden’s confused rant about “blue states” and “red states“ completely missed the point of Trump’s criticism of the Democrat Governors and city Mayors of PA, WI, MI and other Democrat run cities and states.
Biden appeared to be suggesting that because President Trump was critical of the Democrat governors and mayors of certain states and cities, he must not care about the people of those states.
What a moron.
Exactly. It also needs be done to Kamalalala. She's more dangerous than Biden and given the way Rats do not keep up with anything other than fake news they probably think she is wonderful.
Biden looks like a total meatball talking thru the damn mask. There is no one anywhere near him.
His handlers probably want it on to catch any drool when he's speaking for a certain amount of time...and I'm serious.
Leni
i really don’t understand the backwards mask thing ... you’d think there would be several handlers who knew enough and cared enough to mask-up joe correctly ... i mean, how difficult could that be? ...
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