Posted on 05/02/2020 2:22:32 PM PDT by Rummyfan
With many Americans eager to get back to work, state governors across the country are responding with their plans for giving everyone permission to be normal human beings again. One state governor is enjoying universal acclaim after unveiling his own innovative plan for getting his state reopened.
The new plan is called 'Our Vision for Health, Safety, Virtue, and Eternal Peace' and is a 37-step, 10-year plan for slowly opening up sections of the state economy. It reads as follows:
1. Form an exploratory committee to consult various experts on reopening things
2. Set date to hear recommendations from the exploratory committee
3. Create a panel of experts to explore the recommendations recommended by the exploratory committee
4. Build a brand new website to post exploratory committee recommendations for public comment
5. Discuss feedback from health experts over catered seafood lunch
6. Wait 4 weeks to see if catered seafood lunch led to any additional COVID infections
7. Hire commission to gauge the effectiveness of collaboration over catered seafood lunches
8. Take away all the guns
9. Announce a 12-phase reopening of the economy, starting with the businesses with the best lobbyists
10. Begin Phase 1.....
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
THIS is OREGON’s idiot guv
They should take this down before Janet Mills (Rat-Maine) copies and pastes it.
Phew I thought it might be Murph from Jersey.
What makes the Babylon Bee funny is it strikes close to the bone. I read the headline and thought, “oh brother, now what”.
This isn’t Hair Gel Hitler’s (Newson) plan??
Commie Cortrez has already said don’t go back to work. Ever.
Change the ‘system’.
Besides the world ends in 12 years why bother
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Nah, not Whitmer, she’s getting ready to invade Poland.
I can’t even believe he’s a real human being, let alone a state governor. I knew he was nuts but I’d never seen him before...
It would be funny if it weren’t true.
Inslee of WA must have had a hand in writing this.
First step should be how to stay Gov for 20 years ,LOL
OL! I actually read a very good article written by an Irishman - apparently Ireland is completely locked down and the jackboots are roaming the street - who said the Western democracies should say “Never again!”
An “emergency” that lets the government deprive us of our rights should never happen again, and there should be lawsuits going on now and bills being submitted in all the legislatures of our states and European countries that have the same system to prevent this from ever happening again.
It has to ge taken down, the retards will take it aeriously and make it an actual plan
This is not satire, it is the actual plans California, Washington and Oregon have!!
Convertible tops ordered to stay up.
Funny... as usual from them...
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