Posted on 04/09/2020 8:09:01 AM PDT by Old Man From WV
BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the presidential race since his campaign goals have already been achieved. These goals consisted mostly of locking everyone up in gulags and destroying the economy.
As the coronavirus panic has already accomplished the aims of his socialistic policies, Sanders realized the country didn't need his public service anymore. Unemployment has skyrocketed, grocery stores have empty shelves, and everyone is confined to their homes on penalty of arrest. This "idyllic paradise" is exactly what Sanders wanted in the first place, so he says he can leave the race satisfied that his vision has been achieved.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Well, I heard him say that pedo joe has 300 more delegates than him and that he is suspending his campaign. Is that the same as dropping out and releasing his delegates? I did see a post from a bur-knee bro person someplace. Someone has hijacked the bernie 2020 banner and it now says “RIOT 2020 Bern This MO FO down!” Except more explicitly. Guess they may not vote for pedo joe. If you know any bur-knee bros, you should encourage them to boycott the elections or vote for PDJT to show those dem elites a thing or two. :-)
Wait a minute.
I thought The Babylon Bee was supposed to be satire.......
hardly satire today.
Are we sure this was Babylon Bee? It doesn't read like satire. ;^)
lol
snopes referred to the New Testament as an abomination once years ago..
So I don’t like using them.
The Bee nails it.
Sanders, in his drop-out speech, actually stated, “we are winning the ideological battle.”
I agree. The Overton window has shifted seismically leftward.
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