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Please Stop Expecting Us Normals to Not Make Jokes About Your Gender Pronouns
Flopping Aces ^ | 01-07-20 | Brother Bob

Posted on 01/07/2020 9:19:52 AM PST by Starman417

As much as I hate putting any dollar into Jeff Bezos' pocket that I don't have to, Sister Babe's insistence on subscribing to The Washington Compost so she can read it over breakfast is a phenomenal source for blog fodder. The latest example appeared when I opened the paper a few Sundays ago to be greeted by the headline, "Please stop making jokes about gender pronouns when people tell you theirs" with the Subhead, "They might hurt people more than you realize."

The story proceeds to open with the anecdote about how Fredo Cuomo was forced to grovel before the Gaystapo after joking when Kamala Harris announced her preferred pronouns. I could give a blow by blow recap of how traumatizing mocking someone who inflicts their pronoun demands onto you truly is. But it reads exactly as you'd expect, so we can cut straight to how one should respond.

First the short version: "Go (copulate) yourself."

Now for the longer version: For a moment let's overlook that you live in what may be the greatest decade in the history of the world for a human to be alive. And by amazing coincidence, you happen to live in the greatest country the world has ever known. If that weren't enough, you live in its capitol city, where a disproportionate amount of the country's wealth has been distributed. You're also part of this trust fund generation that's never worried about war, famine, nor plague. Yes, you are part of a generation of trust funders who has some strange notion that peace and prosperity are the norm and to be expected - hate to break this to you but this era is the exception, not the norm.

Let's also look past that you live in one of the most gay friendly cities in one of the most gay friendly cultures the world has ever known. Try living in one of those fossil fuel based economies halfway around the world that funds so many in your profession. Or better still, the next time a politician suggests dropping a few thousand migrants from one of those countries into one of those hated Republican voting rural or suburban towns, contact your local politician and demand that they be relocated to the DuPont Circle neighborhood. You could probably get many Conservatives across America behind this - Hell, I'd personally come out to watch your next Gay Pride Parade as you march through a neighborhood inhabited by a few thousand followers of The Religion of Peace.

But enough about your ingratitude and need to create a crisis because the safety and comfort in which you live just aren't good enough. Insisting that every person you meet remember your pronouns is not only obnoxious, it's damned selfish. I've never been good with names, and that hasn't improved as I've gotten older. Now you're expecting me to bend over backwards to accommodate your mental issue? And I don't mean that in an offensive way - I honestly feel badly for you. I can't even begin to imagine what it's like being born with the biology of a man and being attracted to the gender that nature did not intend, or vice versa. But I've also had enough friends from the various LGBQWERTY categories over the years to know it's also possible to roll with it, adapt, and have a happy life. I could be wrong, but part of why they're happy might have something to do with not having to invent new ways to justify their personal misery. And we've already hit Peak Pronoun when even Lefties are admitting that asking for pronouns is a form of oppression (video).

So in the meantime, if you're that offended that I don't give a damn about your preferred pronouns, tough (excrement). If I remember your name, consider yourself lucky. So if you're going to demand that I go beyond my normal mental capabilities to accommodate you, don't get mad when I counter with a demand that you address me by my preferred pronouns:

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1 posted on 01/07/2020 9:19:52 AM PST by Starman417
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To: Starman417

I WILL NOT submit to their perversion.


2 posted on 01/07/2020 9:20:59 AM PST by WKUHilltopper
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To: Starman417

And I will not submit to their mental illness.


3 posted on 01/07/2020 9:25:06 AM PST by Perseverando (Liberals, Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder.)
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To: WKUHilltopper

If not submitting to calling a man a woman is now an outspoken, brave stand, we’re in a lot of ####ing trouble :)


4 posted on 01/07/2020 9:25:40 AM PST by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
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To: Starman417

“Normal” is an offensive, intolerant word that you should never, ever, call anyone.


5 posted on 01/07/2020 9:26:30 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Starman417

MY pronouns are ‘Your Royal Highness’ and ‘Your Majesty’..............Deal with it!..............


6 posted on 01/07/2020 9:26:33 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
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To: Starman417
Here's a helpful chart:

Acutal_Genders


7 posted on 01/07/2020 9:28:55 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: WKUHilltopper

I could not be more in agreement with the tone and expression of the author’s sentiments.

I hear this crap about pronouns, and it really does make me wonder if this is reality or not.


8 posted on 01/07/2020 9:29:24 AM PST by rlmorel (Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
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To: Starman417

In my yout it was guy, gal, faggot or dyke.


9 posted on 01/07/2020 9:29:42 AM PST by polymuser (It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
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To: dp0622

The trouble is for the weak minded subversives. I WILL NOT submit. And frankly, I’m sick of seeing the perversion of the Sodomites flashed on commercials too.


10 posted on 01/07/2020 9:29:51 AM PST by WKUHilltopper
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To: Starman417

I recall when my gay supervisor in San Francisco said we had to refer to a person we worked with as her/she - one co worker said, but he is a man, boss went on and on about why we HAD to. I really wanted to say I was the king of Siam and wanted everyone to call me your royal highness but for that one time kept my mouth shut, to this day I wish had said it. The co-worker that did point out the obvious was gone within 90 days (for other reasons of course wink wink)


11 posted on 01/07/2020 9:29:58 AM PST by Jolla
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To: Jolla

One more note - the guy that wanted to be a girl was dead within 3 years we never were told why or how he was only 50ish


12 posted on 01/07/2020 9:31:51 AM PST by Jolla
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To: SkyDancer

Yep. I forget where I saw the following:

If I had a dollar for every gender, I’d have $2 and a bunch of counterfeits.


13 posted on 01/07/2020 9:32:22 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: Starman417

If a man believes himself to be Napoleon, Teddy Roosevelt, Jack the Ripper or the Boston Strangler, we consider them nuts and lock them up.

Same for a woman who thinks she is Cleopatra, or Marie Antoinette. Lock them up.

Yet if a man thinks he is a Marie Antoinette wannabe we are suddenly supposed to encourage it?

I don’t think so.


14 posted on 01/07/2020 9:33:05 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: WKUHilltopper

Amen to that.

Gillette lost me for life with their TS shaving commercial.

Schick is fine.


15 posted on 01/07/2020 9:33:17 AM PST by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
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To: Starman417

If “he” or “she” aren’t good enough, there’s always “it”.


16 posted on 01/07/2020 9:38:06 AM PST by Mr. Rabbit
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To: WKUHilltopper

“I WILL NOT submit to their perversion.”

I’m sympathetic but it’s increasingly hard to “keep your head down” too, what with all major employers voluntarily playing along with the “Woke Agenda”.


17 posted on 01/07/2020 9:39:01 AM PST by Tallguy (Facts be d@mned! The narrative must be protected at all costs!))
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To: kosciusko51

LOL -don’t leave home without a score card; when approached take it out and ask them to point to what they believe they are.


18 posted on 01/07/2020 9:41:15 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: Starman417
So in the meantime, if you're that offended that I don't give a damn about your preferred pronouns, tough (excrement). If I remember your name, consider yourself lucky. So if you're going to demand that I go beyond my normal mental capabilities to accommodate you, don't get mad when I counter with a demand that you address me by my preferred pronouns:

Best line of the article.

19 posted on 01/07/2020 9:43:52 AM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Tallguy

“...what with all major employers voluntarily playing along with the “Woke Agenda”.

The enemy of the people and Republic have willfully exposed themselves.


20 posted on 01/07/2020 9:48:23 AM PST by WKUHilltopper
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