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A Slurring, Bumbling Pelosi Demands Articles of Impeachment
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 12/05/2019 9:36:15 AM PST by EyesOfTX

In an utterly predictable move the Democrats have been planning to take since the day after the 2016 elections, a slurring and bumbling Nancy Pelosi announced this morning that she is asking her committee Chairman, Jabba the Nadler and Bugeyes Schiff, to go ahead and vote out their articles of impeachment that were written for them by a bunch of radical leftist Lawfare lawyers. No surprise and really no big deal.

Here’s a clip of Pelosi’s embarrassing performance, followed by a partial, verbatim transcript:

Transcript – all misspellings and grammar errors are exactly as they came out of the doddering Speaker’s mouth:

Lel us begin where our Founders began in 1776. “When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to zuh, to dizzolve the policul bonds which have connected them with another.”

With those words, our founders courageously began our deculrashun of independence. [deep breath] From an oppressive monarch. For among other grievances the King’s refusal to follow rightfully passed laws. In the course of today’s events it becomes necessary for us to address among other grievances the President’s failure to fafully execute the laws [hard stop with lips oddly pursed].

hwhen crafting thuh conssstution the founders feared the return of a moncarchy. In America. Hahhvin just fought a war for independunce they specifically feared the prospect of a king president corrupted by foreign influence. During the constitushonul convention James Madison, the architect of he constitution warned that a pressdunt migh betray his trusht to foreign powers.

Whish migh prove fatal to the Repubuc.

Another founder, Governor Morris [no first name, apparently] feared that a presdint may be bribed by a greater interest. To betray his trust. He empasized that this magistrut is uh not thuh king. The people are the king [weird grin at this thought].

They therefor cruayted a constitutional remedy to protecth gainst a dangerous [swallows something, perhaps the gerbel running around in her mouth] or a corrupt leader. [another swallo, perhaps the gerbel’s tail got stuck in her dentures].

Impeachment.

Unless the constitution contained an impeachment provision. One founder warrened. A prezdent migh s quo “spare no effort or means whatsoever to get himself [rapid eye-blinking here] re-elected. Simillly, George Mason insisted that a prezdunt who procured his appointment in the first instance through improper and corrupt acts might repeat his guilt and return to power.

[End of partial transcript]

It goes on for another three minutes, but you get the point. The Democrats are simply carrying the “Russia Collusion” fantasy they invented in mid-2016 to its final conclusion. It’s a despicable, depraved disgrace to the constitution and congress, but hey, it’s Nancy Pelosi and her gang of circus clowns – what else would you expect?

The best part came after San Fran Nan was finished. As she was leaving the room, Fox News reporter James Rosen asked her if she hates the President. Watch this demented reaction from the person who is, frighteningly, just two steps from the presidency:

I don, I don’t hate anybody [wagging her finger at the reporter like a deranged school marm screaming at her kids to get down off those monkey bars].

We don’ hate anybody, no anybody in the world. You accuse me of ma

Reporter: I did not accuse you.

You did. You did.

Rosen: I asked a question.

You did.

Rosen: Representative Collins yesterday suggested that the Democrats are doing this simply because they don’t like the guy…

I din…I had nothing to do with that I s….I think that this Prezdunt is a coward when it comes to helping our, our, our, um, kids…who are fraid…uh, um gun violence. I think he is cwuel when he dudn’t deal with uh,uh, helping the dreamers, th, of which we are very proud.

I think he is in denial about the constitution, about the uh, climate crissses. However, that’s about the election. This is about the ele..take it up in the elect…This is about the constitution of the Unit states and the facts that lead to thuh prezduntsh [dentures getting loose in her mouth now] of is oaf of office.

[Now this lifelong promoter killing babies plays the “as a Catholic” card] As a Catholic, I rusen you using the word…hate in a sentence that addresses me [says the most hateful woman in the history of the United States congress].

I don hate anyone, I was waised in a way that is full…a heart full of love…and pray for the Prezdunt. And I still pray for the Prezdunt. I pway for the Prezdunt all the time. So don mess wif me when it comes to words like that.

[End]

You seriously could never make these people up. Not in a million years. This woman needs help.

That is all.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
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1 posted on 12/05/2019 9:36:15 AM PST by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX

When you go after the king, you better not miss. Unfortunately for them, Dimms are shooting nothing but blanks. I cannot WAIT for next November.


2 posted on 12/05/2019 9:37:57 AM PST by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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To: EyesOfTX

Must be a LOT of alcohol in Gramma Nancy’s cold medicine.


3 posted on 12/05/2019 9:38:36 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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We are about to be stabbed in the back by the senate to earth shattering levels


4 posted on 12/05/2019 9:39:21 AM PST by dsrtsage (Complexity is merely simplicity lacking imagination)
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To: EyesOfTX

Trump is reaping the results of not locking up democrats. And pelosi, Kerry and Biden’s sons and their parents for using their potions to enrich families in country receiving US aide.


5 posted on 12/05/2019 9:40:18 AM PST by olesigh
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To: SERKIT

Vitameatavegamin?


6 posted on 12/05/2019 9:40:49 AM PST by wally_bert (Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
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To: dsrtsage

If the Dimms can get 21 Senators to flip, I’m leaving the country. America is doomed.


7 posted on 12/05/2019 9:40:54 AM PST by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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To: dsrtsage

From hating the dead old white men to relying on them to present their failing premise.


8 posted on 12/05/2019 9:41:46 AM PST by JayAr36 (Organized Crime is now in charge of the District of Corruption)
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To: dsrtsage
We are about to be stabbed in the back by the senate to earth shattering levels

It wouldn't surprise me at all. It also wouldn't surprise me to see the nation as a whole mostly shrug if Trump were indeed removed. In before the bragging about CW II and shooting others ...

9 posted on 12/05/2019 9:42:07 AM PST by CatOwner
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To: EyesOfTX

Spoken like the self-appointed heiress to the Kennedy family crime syndicate. Sounds like she had tee many martoonies on the flight back from Madrid.


10 posted on 12/05/2019 9:43:27 AM PST by ssaftler ("Congressman Schiff, have you no shame?")
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To: EyesOfTX

11 posted on 12/05/2019 9:44:19 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: EyesOfTX
Another founder, Governor Morris [no first name, apparently] feared that a presdint may be bribed by a greater interest.

I like Blackmon's pieces, but he should do some research here. "Governor Morris" is actually Gouverneur Morris (yes, "Gouverneur" was his first name) -- a historical figure from New York City who has been credited as the author of the Preamble to the U.S. Constitution.

12 posted on 12/05/2019 9:45:36 AM PST by Alberta's Child ("In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.")
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To: dsrtsage
"We are about to be stabbed in the back by the senate to earth shattering levels"

If that happens, the country needs to burn. If it doesn't, get out while you can because voting will be a fools game and no longer matters.

13 posted on 12/05/2019 9:45:36 AM PST by Truth29
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To: CatOwner

Actually you might be right. We have become to docile as a nation and not outraged about much unless it’s something asinine and inane we see on Social Media.

If we aren’t going to demand an end to the Medical and Insurance monopolies “Raping” us everyday in Health Care what’s removing a President by unlawful means going to do?

Are any of us really willing to go to the mats for our rights and to defend the Constitution or do we just talk tough?


14 posted on 12/05/2019 9:45:51 AM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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To: EyesOfTX

The “help” this woman needs, is assistance mounting the platform for the noose she deserves.


15 posted on 12/05/2019 9:46:37 AM PST by Scott from the Left Coast (It's the corruption, stupid)
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To: EyesOfTX
I believe they never thought PDJT would make it this far with so much BS being fire-hosed at him by the dems, the press, TV, etc.

Now they are at the point where they have to vote or go home which is what they are all insane over.

Go home is total humiliation.

Voting means certain destruction in the Senate.

Proglib Walking Dead...

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16 posted on 12/05/2019 9:48:17 AM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: EyesOfTX

I tried, but I can’t listen to this hoarse alcoholic whore. Does she actually mention any specifics, or does she just go on and on about “no one is above the law”?


17 posted on 12/05/2019 9:48:24 AM PST by samtheman (IsnÂ’t diplomacy all about Quid Pro Quo? IsnÂ’t the Executive tasked with fighting corruption?)
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To: SERKIT

That, and codeine!


18 posted on 12/05/2019 9:48:34 AM PST by W. (Hey, beer!)
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To: Truth29

Where would you go?


19 posted on 12/05/2019 9:48:38 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: EyesOfTX

I find it funny that the House is all about rule of law and due process all of the sudden. I can remember many times during the Obama years where that was regularly laughed at and the term living constitution was thrown around. This entire mess is a disgrace to the founders and this falls directly on the heads of congress.


20 posted on 12/05/2019 9:49:55 AM PST by Nuke From Orbit
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