Chips Ahoy Wishes Drag Queens A Happy Mother’s Day And People Have Questions

Red State ^ | 5/12/19 | Bonchie

[Impala64ssa]

All they had to do was make average tasting cookies at competitive prices.

Instead, Chips Ahoy decided it’d be a good idea to do this.

What in the…

I’m not even sure what this is supposed to mean. Even if someone believes being a drag queen makes a man suddenly become a woman, they don’t become suddenly become a mother in the process. That’s kind of separate aspect of feminism that you can’t just appropriate. Also, aren’t drag queens a different thing than transgenders, i.e. they don’t claim to be the opposite sex? None of this makes any sense.

There’s also the fact that “Vanessa Vangie” is a pretty vile human being and I’m not talking about his penchant for dressing in drag. A quick search of his Twitter account will show he’s probably not the kind of person you want promoting your cookie company.

For the life of me, I can’t figure out why corporations do this. It’s just stupid from a business perspective.

[Stravinsky]

They are terrible.

Even as a kid with a child’s palate I hated the little things and refused to eat them.

[Bob434]

well they can keep thumbing their noses at people all they like- and enjoy plummeting sales-

This is hwy we need a massive tea party- so it can organize a boycott across the country of businesses like this that throw their abominations in our faces-

Back in the day- ford tried this and so did JCPenny, and enough people got together to boycott those two companies that the businesses lost their shirts and suffered financially loses that crippled them- JCPenny never really recovered- and they quickly got the message that “NO! It is NOT alright to throw abomi9nations in the faces of customers who support the business!”

[ETL]

"Chips Ahoy!!!

[Impala64ssa]

Reminds me of Cheech and Chong’s buggery on the high seas. (in a lispy voice) “Say away from me, you smell like fish you big brute! Oh, ripped the shirt, how cliche! I suppose you’re gonna make me walk the plank next, or something”

[Freedom56v2]

I have a long memory I will never again buy those cookies `````````````````````````````````````````````` Eh may want to add a few crackers to the list too...Wheat Thins and Triscuits :( Wikipedia: Mondelēz International, Inc. (/ˌmoʊndəˈliːz/),[3] is an American multinational confectionery, food, and beverage company based in Illinois which employs approximately 83,000 individuals around the world. It consists of the global snack and food brands of Kraft Foods Inc. after the October 2012 spin-off of its North American grocery-foods products. The Mondelez name, adopted in 2012, is a nonsense word that was suggested by Kraft Foods employees and is derived from the Latin word mundus ("world") and delez, a fanciful modification of the word "delicious".[4][5] The company, headquartered near Chicago, manufactures chocolate, cookies, biscuits, gum, confectionery, and powdered beverages. Mondelez International's portfolio includes several billion-dollar brands such as Belvita, Chips Ahoy!, Nabisco, Oreo, Ritz, TUC, Triscuit, LU, Club Social, Barny and Peek Freans (cookies and crackers); Milka, Côte d'Or, Toblerone, Cadbury, Freia, Marabou, Fry's, Lacta (chocolate), Trident, Dentyne, Chiclets, Halls, Stride (gum and cough drops), Tate's Bake Shop and Tang (powdered beverages).

[ETL]

[northislander]

We will all be sure to never buy the brand again...

[Eagles6]

Burger King wrapped their sandwiches in rainbow paper and Budweiser put their beer in rainbow cans to celebrate "pride".

Pride goeth before the fall.

What moron thought equating your product with anal sex was good marketing?

[Maudeen]

Mondelēz International, Inc. is an American multinational confectionery, food, and beverage company based in Illinois

This speaks volumes.

[Freedom4US]

That’s... That’s not anything like an official advertisement is it? That’s some kind of joke.

Right?

[Olog-hai]

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

— Proverbs 16:18

That part of the proverb is too often omitted.

Also, the word translated “destruction” is Hebrew sheber, which means to burst or break into pieces.

[ETL]

[Freedom56v2]

It is a Kraft Food spin off...

Don’t paint with too broad a brush...I am based in Illinois too ;)

[NetAddicted]

He just admitted trangenders are drag queens.

[UnwashedPeasant]

At this rate, I will have to stop eating toxic processed food and start eating real food.

[joma89]

Adding yet another product to my ever expanding do not buy list.

JoMa

[Eagles6]

Good point. Thanks.

[Hatteras]

Kinda like taking a bite of a chocolate chip cookie and finding out it’s oatmeal and raisins...

[polymuser]

Many corporations are upper staffed by well-indoctrinated SJW university grads, and fudge like this is how they “make a difference”.

And, I’ll wager a lot of them were raised by single mommies, have father issues, and this is a way to stick it to Dad.

[mabarker1]

Me too. The problem is that the ones that I make keep disappearing and then I gotta make MORE! MORE!! MORE!!!

I’ve found that keeping only 1 or 2 bags of Chips helps a lot...