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Don't Be Seduced By The Green New Deal
April 9, 2019
| Allan J. Favish
Posted on 04/09/2019 9:28:31 PM PDT by AJFavish

TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: greennewdeal; unfunny
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posted on
04/09/2019 9:28:31 PM PDT
by
AJFavish
To: AJFavish
Captain Kirk always got the green chicks...
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posted on
04/09/2019 9:30:22 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
To: AJFavish
Nothing about it is in the least bit sexy.
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posted on
04/09/2019 9:39:59 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: AJFavish
Hey, wait a minute! I didn’t know she was the Green New Deal.
I only rejected it because I thought it was about the #GlobalClimateWarming hoax.
You can’t hold me to that!
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posted on
04/09/2019 9:41:18 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: AJFavish
I'd have ravished Susan Oliver until she turned Orion blue, then fired up the gas grill and seared a couple slabs of methane-farting prime beef while we sipped martinis in the hot tub powered by the local coal-fired energy consortium.
There's yer Green Deal seduction.
To: AJFavish
That Green New Deal is 300 years into the future.
Don't you have more immediate concerns?
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posted on
04/09/2019 9:53:24 PM PDT
by
Widget Jr
To: rlmorel
Captain Kirk always got the green chicks...
that wasn't the only thing that he got that was green.
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posted on
04/09/2019 9:57:35 PM PDT
by
zaxtres
To: AJFavish
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posted on
04/09/2019 10:33:49 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: rlmorel
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posted on
04/09/2019 10:37:06 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: rlmorel
I think Capt. Pike got this particular Green Chick, IIRC.
One of the few Capt. Kirk didn't get.
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posted on
04/09/2019 10:46:17 PM PDT
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: AJFavish
Luckily, Im impervious to the seductive effects of all girls, green or just stupid paid actresses.
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posted on
04/09/2019 11:28:33 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: AJFavish
Green Acres is the place for me!/ Farm living the life for me!/Land spreading out so far and wide/keep Manhattan just gimme that country side!’’.
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posted on
04/10/2019 12:50:42 AM PDT
by
jmacusa
("The more numerous the laws the more corrupt the government''.)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
04/10/2019 3:30:35 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
To: ZOOKER
Heh, I think you are right there...Dang, I am now sure to face a trial by a jury of people wearing colored jerseys and plastic pointy ears!
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posted on
04/10/2019 3:33:39 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
To: zaxtres
He would shrug his shoulders and say “Hey, it’s a living!”
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posted on
04/10/2019 3:34:59 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
To: AJFavish
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posted on
04/10/2019 4:08:11 AM PDT
by
FrankR
(Did I mention that NO Russian collusion was found...NONE....?)
To: rlmorel
You know you’re in trouble if YOU are the only one in a red shirt.
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posted on
04/10/2019 5:52:53 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Hahaha...one of my favorite memes...:)
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posted on
04/10/2019 6:01:12 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
To: AJFavish
Snotty (AOC) to Captain Kirk, Im sorry, but I cant hold her together Captain, shes a goin down. (theGreen New Deal)
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