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Don't Be Seduced By The Green New Deal
April 9, 2019 | Allan J. Favish

Posted on 04/09/2019 9:28:31 PM PDT by AJFavish



TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: greennewdeal; unfunny

1 posted on 04/09/2019 9:28:31 PM PDT by AJFavish
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To: AJFavish

Captain Kirk always got the green chicks...


2 posted on 04/09/2019 9:30:22 PM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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To: AJFavish

Nothing about it is in the least bit sexy.


3 posted on 04/09/2019 9:39:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: AJFavish

Hey, wait a minute! I didn’t know she was the Green New Deal.

I only rejected it because I thought it was about the #GlobalClimateWarming hoax.
You can’t hold me to that!


4 posted on 04/09/2019 9:41:18 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: AJFavish
I'd have ravished Susan Oliver until she turned Orion blue, then fired up the gas grill and seared a couple slabs of methane-farting prime beef while we sipped martinis in the hot tub powered by the local coal-fired energy consortium.

There's yer Green Deal seduction.

5 posted on 04/09/2019 9:42:00 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: AJFavish
That Green New Deal is 300 years into the future.

Don't you have more immediate concerns?

6 posted on 04/09/2019 9:53:24 PM PDT by Widget Jr
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To: rlmorel
Captain Kirk always got the green chicks...

that wasn't the only thing that he got that was green.
7 posted on 04/09/2019 9:57:35 PM PDT by zaxtres
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To: AJFavish

Yvonne Ocasio Craig.


8 posted on 04/09/2019 10:33:49 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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To: rlmorel

9 posted on 04/09/2019 10:37:06 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: rlmorel
I think Capt. Pike got this particular Green Chick, IIRC.

One of the few Capt. Kirk didn't get.

10 posted on 04/09/2019 10:46:17 PM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: AJFavish

Luckily, I’m impervious to the seductive effects of all girls, green or just stupid paid actresses.


11 posted on 04/09/2019 11:28:33 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: AJFavish

Green Acres is the place for me!/ Farm living the life for me!/Land spreading out so far and wide/keep Manhattan just gimme that country side!’’.


12 posted on 04/10/2019 12:50:42 AM PDT by jmacusa ("The more numerous the laws the more corrupt the government''.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Hahaha I’m taking that!


13 posted on 04/10/2019 3:30:35 AM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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To: ZOOKER

Heh, I think you are right there...Dang, I am now sure to face a trial by a jury of people wearing colored jerseys and plastic pointy ears!


14 posted on 04/10/2019 3:33:39 AM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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To: zaxtres

He would shrug his shoulders and say “Hey, it’s a living!”


15 posted on 04/10/2019 3:34:59 AM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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To: AJFavish
AOC-Fancy
16 posted on 04/10/2019 4:08:11 AM PDT by FrankR (Did I mention that NO Russian collusion was found...NONE....?)
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To: rlmorel

You know you’re in trouble if YOU are the only one in a red shirt.


17 posted on 04/10/2019 5:52:53 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Hahaha...one of my favorite memes...:)


18 posted on 04/10/2019 6:01:12 AM PDT by rlmorel (If racial attacks were as common as the Left wants you to think, they wouldn't have to make them up.)
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To: AJFavish

Snotty (AOC) to Captain Kirk, “I’m sorry, but I can’t hold her together Captain, she’s a goin down.” (theGreen New Deal)


19 posted on 04/10/2019 8:18:08 AM PDT by DoughtyOne
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