Posted on 06/16/2018 9:56:25 AM PDT by PROCON
Gun control advocates can now boast of a new group of allies joining their dubious coalition: witches.
It kind of makes sense.
We all know that gun control is based mainly on magical thinking.
Its advocates, after all, ask us to believe we’re just a few more “commonsense safety measures” away from a world in which evil people who are otherwise determined to kill others refrain from doing so for fear they might violate a gun control law somewhere along the way.
A related premise is that gun control advocates hold the keys to ending violent behavior once and for all, if only the NRA would release its stranglehold on elected officials and taxpayers would pony up the money for “studies” to substantiate their agenda.
According to website wildhunt.org – which features “modern pagan news & commentary” – “documentary filmmaker” Patrick J. Foust has captured a “spellbinding on Donald Trump and the NRA” led by self-described witch David Salisbury.
Foust said he was inspired to make the film, which he’s dubbed The Binding, after seeing news footage of witches conducting a similar ritual on President Trump shortly after his inauguration.
The Binding’s titular event features Salisbury and seven other witches surrounding a table festooned with, among other things, a cauldron sitting atop a pentacle, as well as “a five-dollar bill painted red — to symbolize blood — and a piece of paper with the huge block letters ‘NRA.’” Salisbury stridently hurls curses at those he characterizes as “merchants of mayhem, profiteers of pain, dealers of death,” who “fatten on the blood of innocents and feast like demons on their corpses!” He continues, “May your thoughts and prayers turn to poison in your mouths.”
Foust hopes to promote his 14-minute film on the festival circuit and then make it available on the Internet. He describes himself as a “hardcore liberal Democrat” who “felt like the whole world came crashing down around us” on November 9, 2016.
I’m certain that hundreds of covens & thousands of witches have been casting hexes on PDJT, and sticking pins in PDJT dolls, since he took office.
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I’ve heard that it is true.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
I doubt any one of these “witches” has an ounce of real power or true arcane knowledge amongst them. But if any of them does, they should know the Rule of Three. /I know most Freepers don’t believe any of this stuff is real; I believe a very little bit of it is completely real and completely anti-God
They didn’t ride those brooms side saddle.
They didn’t ride those brooms side saddle.
This will certainly make being a ‘witch’ no longer ‘cool’ to the ‘in crowd and a great deal of the youth and independents. They will all be fleeing these flaky feminazis like very old garbage festering in the heat.
‘witches’
a.k.a. severely neurotic lesbians.
It's real and it is anti-God.
Exodus 22:18
Wonder if any of the witches are CNN reporterettes?
Yeah, that will do a lot.
Not.
”Salisbury stridently hurls curses.” He is warming up for his activities in the next life where he will be told to curse by dark forces and lack to freedom to say ‘no.’ Poor guy.
Oh, No; not witches against guns !
Guess we should all 5star cross ourselves to gain favor with Satan. (because he is obviously not for all this murder and mayhem).
(Yes, I was just reading the Star Wars thread. Why do you ask?)
Witchcraft is nothing but devil worshiping so it makes sense that they would join in with evil liberals who want to control every aspect of your life.
Aw, man, that’s why my scope suddenly lost zero. Turned me into a newt, too. I got better.
Liberals are like a spoiled child who constantly runs to mommie to make everyone else do what they want them to do. Liberals claim to want freedom when in reality they want to control literally every aspect of your life.
As long as they don’t turn NRA members into newts!
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