13 pounds of horse genitals concealed in woman's luggage

ABC 2 - Baltimore ^ | 2/16/2017 | Jeff Herman

[tekrat]

Customs agents have seen all sorts of things come through travelers' baggage. And what they seized from two women at Washington Dulles International Airport last month may take the cake.

On January 29, two women arrived from Mongolia. Customs and Border Protection officers sent them for a routine agriculture examination. What was found inside might turn your stomach.

The women had a combined 42 pounds of horsemeat concealed inside juice boxes. That includes 13 pounds of horse genitals that one of the women claimed were for medicinal purposes.

[caver]

13 pounds of horse genitals!
That’s from just one horse!

[CtBigPat]

The horror...

[Larry Lucido]

The Glimmer Man

Powdered Deer Penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_KXaHJuS1o

[Seeing More Clearly Now]

But, it’s multiculti. Racist to object.

[DIRTYSECRET]

A sperm bank.

[VTenigma]

Diversity ain’t it great? Let’s bring more third worlders here.

[jmaroneps37]

And the left tells us all cultures are equal except that most are “more equal” than our American culture; and we have “much to learn” from the “cultures” of the world. Ugh! Eating Trigger’s junk???!! That’s culture???

[jmaroneps37]

And the left tells us all cultures are equal except that most are “more equal” than our American culture; and we have “much to learn” from the “cultures” of the world. Ugh! Eating Trigger’s junk???!! That’s culture???

[blueunicorn6]

How to tell if you are the low guy at Customs.

“Bob, the boss wants to know how much of this stuff there is, so go out and weigh these horse dicks.”

[PGR88]

That includes 13 pounds of horse genitals that one of the women claimed were for medicinal purposes.

I don't even want to think what else could it be used for.

[kanawa]

Could be worse

[grey_whiskers]

13 pounds of horse genitals concealed in woman's luggage

Have these words ever been arranged in this order before in the history of the English language?

Well, it gives a whole new meaning to "junk in the trunk"...!

[COBOL2Java]

Dulles Airport? Were they en route to the Senate Chambers?

[Moonman62]

Diversity ain’t it great?

...

The Democrats and the media tell me it’s our source of strength.

[GOPJ]

Diversity ain’t it great? Let’s bring more third worlders here.

I remember in Florida years ago when animal sacrifice site findings would make the news... now we just push the bones aside and go on...

[House Atreides]

Shepard Smith, your delivery is here!

[SgtHooper]

Horses’ a$$. “Equine surprise, now on the menu!!”

[TigersEye]

Order the spicy stir fry. It kicks like a mule!

[martin_fierro]

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[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!