Posted on 12/08/2016 9:34:58 AM PST by HarleyLady27
Meet the leading candidate to become the new Democratic National Committee chairman, Keith “Bluto” Ellison.
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It is amazing and scary what one can do with Adobe Photoshop and similar software.
Perhaps Keith and Hank Johnson should ‘tour the Pacific in Mae Wests, just Mae Wests. As Forest said, ‘Stupid is as stupid says.’ [Don’t worry, neither of those low IQs will know its a misquote.]
One of my all-time favorite lines!
It was sent to me back when that guy said Guam was going to tip over because too many people.
That was another of the Democrat idiots, Hank Johnson from GA. And don’t forget Jackson-Lee who wanted NASA to show her the American Flag on Mars that Neil Armstrong put there.
Ellison. Johnson, Jackson-Lee, it’s a long list of Democrat idiots. One has to wonder is these are the best that those districts have to offer?
The great mystery of WWII is how did Herman get the planes there from Berlin to Pearl Harbor a distance of 7,323 miles, (6,362 nautical miles) away?
Stuka bombers didn't have the flight range and the Nazi German Navy didn't have a single aircraft carrier.
You’re seriously thinking that the picture is real???
And if there is a sharp crease in the trousers, extra bonus points. Hope springs eternal with the dawning of BO’Bs era.
The era, now ending BO’Bs era has become BO’Bs error. And ‘eternal’ no more than a bogus fountain of youth. The party is drowning in their own BS and spit.
Yup. The flag left there could be worth some big bucks now.
Senator Sheila “I am a queen and I demand to be treated like a queen” Jackson Lee thinks there’s a US flag on Mars and the Constitution is 400 years old.
NOW why wouldn’t that surprise me coming from that lunatic???
Here ya go...
wackjob muzzie congressman thinks the germans bombed pearl harbor
Start at 5:00.
Surely you jest.. can’t you recognize sarcasm when you read it?
Missed it. Sorry.
Lol
Next you’ll hear from Ellison that he was misquoted as it was the Jews that bombed Pearl Harbor.
When Stalin learned of the severity and rapid success of the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union he promptly called off his invasion of New Hampshire and ordered these forces to immediately retreat and return to Russia for redeployment to the Eastern front.
After gaining tremendous "experience in the field" learned from their invasion of New Hampshire, these battle tested Soviet forces made it back to Moscow in the winter of 1941 just in time to reinforce Moscow's beleaguered defenses, halt the German advance and save Moscow from capture and defeat.
News of the invasion of New Hampshire by the Soviets was successfully hidden from the American public and the world at large due to massive censorship, ordered by FDR in order to prevent Americans from rejecting the new alliance pact that he and Churchill had made with " Uncle Joe" Stalin and the Soviet Union.
The only remaining "proof" that Soviet Russia had successfully invaded New Hampshire was the Soviet's destruction of the New Hampshire state monument and symbol: "The Old Man in the Mountain". Stalin had ordered it destroyed and had planned to have this landmark replaced with a "Mount Rushmore" sized facial profile of his face to mark his "victorious triumph" over the state of New Hampshire. Unfortunately, this last phase of Stalin's plan to subjugate New Hampshire was never carried out due to the ordered hasty withdrawal of his entire invasion force.
Since the destruction of "The Old Man in the Mountain" NH State Monument was the only evidence left that the Soviets had indeed successfully invaded New Hampshire, FDR immediately ordered the SEEBEES along with the Corps of Engineers to "rebuild this state landmark 'as quickly and quietly as possible'". This huge undertaking was completed in total secrecy.
The facts of the successful Soviet Union invasion of New Hampshire only recently came to light after over fifty years when, inexplicably the entire reconstructed face of "The Old Man in the Mountain" literally "fell off" the mountain on May the third, 2003! The "cement" they used to glue the reconstructed face back together again and back onto the mountain ultimately failed due to the use of "sub-standard cement" ingredients because high quality cement was in short supply due to its being diverted and shipped to England as a part of FDR's "Lend-Lease" program in the defense of Great Britain.
The investigation of the successful Soviet invasion of New Hampshire during the early years of WWII is "ongoing" at this time. (Sarcasm off; Yes it's only make believe)
Hey, if Nazi Germany bombed Peary Harbor, who is to say this didn't happen as well? ;o)
LOL’s too funny. Nice report.
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