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DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-16 ("Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/23/2016 12:32:00 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmieland is up and running again after being offline for a couple of weeks. The official excuse is that the site was hacked but the real reason is that Skinner, newly deprived of his Clinton Cash, used the hack as a lame excuse to collect Star Member fees until the hack was supposedly fixed. Poor guy. Election night had to hit him like a ton of wet cement. Skinner and his fellow DUmmies went into Election Night absolutely certain of a Hillary victory only to have it all taken away from them. For Skinner it means no more behind the scenes Clinton Cash scams. Unfortunately for him, the unhypnotized DUmmies not buying into his Clinton Cult split and they won't be coming back. Also not coming back are the Soro-paid Hillary trolls they kept his site going after the Bernie walkout last June.

The good news is that in defeat, the DUmmies are now providing EXCELLENT comedic entertainment again starting with the hilariously desperate Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS! Yeah, the DUmmies now thing they could be only 24 business hours away from overturning the election results IF ONLY Hillary would help. Sorry, DUmmie, but help is NOT on the way. Therefore expect another huge DUmmie meltdown on December 19 when the electoral college cast their votes to enter the Trumpocalypse. I'm expecting great things from the DUmmies at that time. Meanwhile, let us now watch the DUmmies agonize in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets].

Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS!

[Only the Pantsuits can save us now!!!]

We never gave up on you; please do not give up on us! This election smells fishy to everyone! Wisconson, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are showing some serious signs of election tampering! Two of those states had senate seats that were guaranteed to go to Democrats!

[Yes! Those always reliable exit polls showed it was guaranteed!]

Those f***ers are stealing this election, do not let them do it! For America's sake, even DU was hacked! Fight, fight!

[More like DU was hucked by huckster Skinner scamming for money to replace his lost Clinton Cash. And now to the rest of the DUmmies...]

Did you send this to her? If you have her email address I would love to have it. I want to send her a similar letter.

[Maybe you could have it delivered to her via bike messenger in Chappaqua?]

Can the Justice Department call for a recount if they suspect improprieties?

[A reminder: Justice Department soon to be headed by Jeff Sessions. How's that for change?]

President Obama, Hillary, Sanders, Biden etc have...privately looked at this, in my opinion. What they need would be some solid evidence, local lawmakers to follow suit, and media attention. Republicans are very much in charge, so the battle would be uphill and they would delay anything until after Trump is sworn-in. Still, this is worth investigating. The hacking of DU, where people would be following issues of tampering, is suspicious.

["Trump is sworn-in." That will be another great day to watch the DUmmieland meltdown...AFTER I attend the Coral Springs Wings Plus Trump Inauguration Party.]

We already have proof of election rigging in Wisconsin with the federal courts decision that republican gerrymandering here is unconstitutional. Specially saying it, the gerrymandering, is designed to ensure one political party's dominance over another. That IS rigging in its most obtuse form. So, yeah, lets go. We need to get not only our heads out of the sand, we need to get our asses in gear.

[A DUmmie too stupid to know that statewide presidential election results have absolutely NOTHING to do with gerrymandering.]

I have defended Democrats strongly. Those in the Senate now will be put to the test. They must filibuster every single thing and do all they can to block and obstruct the Republicans. It is time to quit being gentlemanly. Surely they know that from the last 6 years.

[Should they also hold their breaths while jumping up and down?]

Weimar Democrats may doom the world to another enormous body count.

[I think a certain Weiner Democrat already doomed you.]

It is not just a election,between climate change and nukes at that madmans fingers the fate of the planet literally is in question.

[Skinner's bank account has already been targeted.]

(weeping)

[(laughing)]

Unfortunately, Hillary is not going to challenge the election results. Heck, most Democratic Politicians seems to think it is business as usual with Trump and don't seem to understand that the next fascist/nazi has been elected. And they have a horrible history of caving to the Republicans.

[Kneel before Zod!!!]

Do we deserve the destruction of a Mango Mussolini 4 years? Do we really?

[Mango Mussolini. LOL! I gotta remember that one.]

I had really hoped this place would be a little more introspective and realistic about what went wrong once it was back up, but it's pretty clear we are back to "Hillary cannot fail, she can only be failed."

[You are completely unrealistic if you ever thought the DUmmies could ever be realistic.]

Support, foster, encourage, and nominate candidates who are so inspiring that it couldn't even be close enough to steal.

[Nominating a corrupt candidate under FBI investigation wasn't exactly a great idea]

When there is real evidence, then we can do something.

[Until then you must kneel before the Mango Mussolini.]

They stole it and all we need is to expose it.

[Hey! Real simple.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; election2016
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To: PJ-Comix
WOW! It's been a long time!

39. You sound extremely condescending and quite racist

I'm a black woman. I vote my own interests. I was for Hillary in '08 but came around to President Obama. I wasn't voting with my skin color then any more than I was voting with my vagina in casting my vote for Hillary.

I think you need to simmer down. Latinx people, and particularly Chicanos, are often antiblack. It's not very surprising that you have this take wherein you're letting the white working class skate off scot free for voting for Trump, but it is surprising that you're airing out this extremely condescending, antiblack narrative on this forum.

I sure have missed the loons!

21 posted on 11/23/2016 1:24:12 PM PST by Libloather (Hillary - the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh, yeah, little DUmmies! Male bigger fools of yourselves than you already are!

Happy Thanksgiving PJ!


22 posted on 11/23/2016 1:26:57 PM PST by luvie (I love the troops. That is all....)
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To: PJ-Comix

They are all over the map on DU on this. They appear to hate everyone. They blame democrat leadership for the loss, they blame Hillary for the loss, they blame Comey for the loss, they claim at the same time it was stolen and thats why she lost, they blame the EC system for the loss.

It is rough to see folks in stage 1 of the grieving process. Denial. Many there will never leave stages 1 and 2.

Some are in stage 2. Anger.

Next comes compromise. Then depression. Then acceptance.


23 posted on 11/23/2016 1:31:11 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: metmom
"Let’s look into election fraud and tampering."

Or Illinois. That should be worth a giggle or two...

24 posted on 11/23/2016 1:35:13 PM PST by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Just remember, Hilly, you punch and he punches back harder.


25 posted on 11/23/2016 1:37:04 PM PST by mancini
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To: PJ-Comix

So concerned about the Mango Mussolini having access to nukes but not a care in the world that the mad mullahs in Iran have been green lighted for nukes by Obama.


26 posted on 11/23/2016 1:40:49 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
 photo hillary-death-575x301_zps5ywaazlm.jpg

Her biggest challenge right now is assuming room temperature.

27 posted on 11/23/2016 1:43:42 PM PST by RetSignman
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To: PJ-Comix

June Taylor Dancers, Bumble Boogie, 1956 - Music & dance in honor of DU! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEEe3FtvlC4


28 posted on 11/23/2016 2:18:34 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks PJ! I luvs me some DUmmie FUnnies - with cranberry sauce on the side!

It is time to quit being gentlemanly.

I spit pumpkin pie on this one!

29 posted on 11/23/2016 2:20:23 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: apocalypto

>>There are many reasons why this would be foolish, especially after Trump’s soothing comments. For one, it would make Trump really mad and when Hillary loses the challenge, as she is bound to do, he will make sure she receives the max for her misdeeds.

<<

They would have to recount DISTRICT BY DISTRICT. Assuming the winning difference is under a certain % (between .5 and 1.5) someone in each district or someone from the court or similar would have to initiate it for each district.

Most districts don’t meet the differential requirement and trying to get the logistics assembled would be all but impossible.


30 posted on 11/23/2016 2:20:57 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Good morning President Trump)
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To: PJ-Comix

I still think that Hillary was the only one who thought she could win and the rest of the Clinton camp was just in it for the billion dollar cash grab. Winning was only second priority for them. Think of the $$$ just DUmmmie Skinner’s wife got. She was at the bottom of the totem pole.


31 posted on 11/23/2016 2:54:17 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: PJ-Comix
Here it comes

Here it co-o-omes

HERE IT CO-O-OMES!

HERE IT CO-O-OMES!!

HERE COMES YOUR 19TH TRUMPIST BREAKDOWN! !!

32 posted on 11/23/2016 2:54:38 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (Folks ask about my politics. I say: I dont belong to any organized political party. I'm a Republican)
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To: PJ-Comix

(weeping)

[(laughing)]

Laughing right along with you.


33 posted on 11/23/2016 2:57:36 PM PST by alarm rider (Basically, we are toast.)
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To: freedumb2003
It varies from state to state; states set their own election laws, including for Federal offices.

But in Bush v. Gore the Supreme Court ruled 7-2 that anything other than a statewide recount for a statewide result is a violation of the Equal Protection Clause of Amendment XIV.

34 posted on 11/23/2016 3:14:02 PM PST by FredZarguna (And what Rough Beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Fifth Avenue to be born?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was hoping to lurk on DU after the election just for pure entertainment. Perhaps it is a serious character flaw of mine, but reading the posts of those frothing idiots is pure comedy.

I always wonder how many posts are made by trolls? People cannot be that rabidly insane. That is why I believe that a significant number of DU posters are as legitimate as the Social Security cards of Hispanic gardeners.


35 posted on 11/23/2016 3:30:50 PM PST by JayElBee
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To: FredZarguna

>>But in Bush v. Gore the Supreme Court ruled 7-2 that anything other than a statewide recount for a statewide result is a violation of the Equal Protection Clause of Amendment XIV.<<

Still a logistics nightmare.


36 posted on 11/23/2016 3:39:16 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Good morning President Trump)
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To: PJ-Comix

I may have found the motha load. It’s all in the 2016 Postmortem forum. Oh, my.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512612586

Holding my breath and goin’ back in!


37 posted on 11/23/2016 3:42:36 PM PST by Libloather (Hillary - the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bev Harris is only $10,000 away from overturning the election!

TRiUMPh


38 posted on 11/23/2016 4:16:27 PM PST by OSHA (MSM Microscope. Republican - This end up >===) Democrat - This end up.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hill is running out of virgins from which to drain their blood.


39 posted on 11/23/2016 4:49:13 PM PST by Organic Panic (Gentrification in America. Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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To: PJ-Comix

I now expect to see a Ben & Jerry’s “Mango Mussolini” flavor in stores by January 1st.


40 posted on 11/23/2016 5:34:10 PM PST by Newtoidaho (Sprinkles are for winners.)
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